I love Coco. She is never not modeling.

This could be the cover of one of those obscure regional lifestyle magazines that only ever pop up on coffee tables in fertility clinics, or really nice dentist offices, or hotel rooms, where you look at it and think, “THAT is not my lifestyle. WHY is that not my lifestyle?!?”

It’s just as glorious in full:

All I know is, Dover had better move his bloomin’ arse.

[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash]