First of all, I cannot see the step-and-repeat of this event without hearing it being read to me a la the Swarovski Crystals commercials on SNL. I’m sure the Swarovski people are thrilled that a big fat percentage of people now pronounce their brand as “Saaaaaahbooossssssssseeee crsssyals” and then pretend to fall over. I wish the SNL Swarovski Girls were sponsoring this event, although that would have lead to a lot more bandage dresses, and butt-related injuries for Vanessa Bayer, and probably both of those are best avoided. ANYWAY. Hailee:
There are a LOT of aspects of this that are potentially problematic: that awkward length, the cropped top, the fact that it might be covered in….Faberge eggs? On the other hand, it’s kind of groovy in a Extra At Sally Draper’s Prom kind of way.