Fugger: Zoe Saldana

Fugs or Fabs: Zoe Saldana


In the middle of all the INSANE number of parties and fests and whatnot happening right now, Zoe Saldana — known for colorful fashion sense — quietly made the rounds in two neutrals. First up: Calvin Klein.

I think she looks wonderful in it, but that’s hardly surprising, because it’s like a walking crossword puzzle and I am a junkie. It’s hard for me to be objective. I just want to solve her.

Next, we have a Monique Lhuillier, which we left out of the runway rundown we did, possibly because it’s one of the more boring ones she sent down said runway:

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Fugs, Fabs, and Fines of the LACMA/Gucci Gala: Everyone Else


When almost everyone is wearing Gucci (many of them from this particular collection), things start to look the same. Lucky, for most of these women, the status quo is pretty great. But for at least one former model, if I may be blunt, shit got real in the battle between satin and mankind.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Chloe Los Angeles Fashion Show/Dinner


So many celebrities, so many beige shoes. This event was hosted by January Jones, and basically every woman on Mad Men showed, except for Christina Hendricks. I’ve decided they’re mortal enemies and perhaps to blame for one another’s bad fashion choices throughout time.

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Fugs and Fabs of the Comic-Con Marvelapalooza


It sort of cracks me up that Marvel/the ComicCon people just decided, “what the hell. Let’s just have everyone here at ComicCon come to this thing. Loki! ScarJo! Captain America! Zoe Saldana! Hardbodied Chris Pratt!” Is this to distract me from the fact that Thor himself was absent? NO HEMSWORTH NO PEACE.

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Cannes Fabs and Feh: Zoe Saldana


When this was shown during Paris Fashion Week, I wrote that it was gorgeous but “a bit eau de pinafore,” and that I’d be curious to see if it worked in real life (read: the red carpet, which is the realest context any of these things ever see). Well, curiosity sated. Happily. (Mostly.)

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Fugs and Fabs: The Vogue/MAC Party


I can’t believe anyone from Vogue felt up to another party. I’m still exhausted from the Met Gala and I didn’t even have to change out of my jammies.

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