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Fugger: Zoe Saldana
Zoe Saldana, rumor has it, is annoyed that the press is speculating on her pregnancy (which, dude, if you were just our neighbor down the hall, we’d ALSO turn to our husband and say, “hey! Zoe Saldana in 11A is totally pregnant, right?” It’s human nature) but I think she should spend her spare time being DELIGHTED that she looks so pretty at the moment:
Even if she had to layer the dress she was originally planning to wear over a slip, for modesty purposes now. (PS: Thumbs up on the shoes, Zoe. Karen, I’m not sure what’s happening on your feet, exactly, but the rest of you is a treat. Carry on.)
I want to like this. It’s weird and loud, and I always want to give the benefit of the doubt to things that are not flesh-toned nighties.
But every time I look at it, the top tricks me into thinking her boobs are migrating south for the summer. And I don’t think the Migratory Patterns of the Two-Breasted Saldana are something we should be studying right now.