Fugger: Zoe Saldana

What The Fug: Zoe Saldana in Louis Vuitton


Actually, let’s begin with a perfectly regular outfit, from Zoe’s Instagram feed:

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After weeks and weeks of midriff-nonspecific clothing, this tucked-and-tight Monique Lhuillier sure seems tantamount to making the announcement everyone has been speculating is coming. And I mention that first, because knowing it somehow makes this second outfit FUNNY-awful in addition to just awful-awful:

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Not So Casual Fuggerday: Fugs and Fabs at the Step-Up Inspiration Awards


Sometimes people are somewhat confounded by a daytime event.

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Cannes Fug or Fab: Zoe Saldana in Etro


I want to like this. It’s weird and loud, and I always want to give the benefit of the doubt to things that are not flesh-toned nighties.

But every time I look at it, the top tricks me into thinking her boobs are migrating south for the summer. And I don’t think the Migratory Patterns of the Two-Breasted Saldana are something we should be studying right now.

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Cannes Fug Carpet: Zoe Saldana in Valentino and Jason Wu


Someone please liberate those shoes. Don’t drag them into this.

If Colonel Sanders had call girls, I don’t want to know about it. That’s between him and Original Recipe Bone-In Chicken.

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Cannes Fug or Fab: Zoe Saldana in Victoria Beckham


Sometimes I think this is cool, with the edgy chain belt and those nice lengthening pleats.

And other times, I think it looks like she slung a scrunchie across a tank top and then crushed it by hugging someone a little too hard.

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Mostly Well Played: The Recent Looks of Zoe Saldana


Since we last saw her (at the Met Gala), Zoe Saldana has left the house a lot to promote Rosemary’s Baby, which I heard was both terrible and a flop. The good news is, no one will blame her for that. You are blameless, Saldana! Also, you mostly look great.

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