Fugger: Viola Davis
Viola Davis! You are so foxy.
File this color under: WEAR ALL THE TIME. And continue in good health.
Could I love Viola Davis any more?
No. The answer is no. Look how fabulous her skin is. And how amazing she looks in that color. The dress isn’t revolutionary, but the trick is, it doesn’t have to be: The color is great, the cut is flattering, and she is DIVINE, so why fall into the trap of ornate nonsense or avant-garde yada-yada? Sometimes simplicity IS key.
I love you Viola, but I don’t know if this worked.
THE PROS: The hair is great! The color of this dress is great! And it looks much better in photos that it did on the red carpet.
THE CONS: It goes crazy at the bottom, like it’s a remnant from a slasher movie about a killer with really aggressive tastes in evening gowns. Like if Heather and I went psychotic. “I hate this….AND HERE’S WHAT I’M GOING TO DO WITH IT.”
THE GOOD NEWS: You didn’t win wearing something that was, ultimately, a bit mediocre . But you’ll win eventually. It’s going to happen. And next time, you can skip the Vera Wang.