[PHOTOS: AWESOME FUGNATIONAL @CARISSATOPS WHO TOOK PICTURES OFF HER TV OF YOUR BELOVED KANYE WEEZY. OH, AND ALSO ONE FROM INF DAILY.]
Fugger: Various Kardashians
I mean… she DOES know winning Fug Madness isn’t a COMPLIMENT, right? Why is she being so relentless? It will be impossible to resist seeding this person next March. I am not that strong in the face of her rampant fuggery. Nonsense like this must be shared and yawped over in the most gutteral tones. Can’t you leave us alone, Kardashian? Can’t you leave Fug Madness to people who do not drive us to ACTUAL madness? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE EVERYTHING? Can’t you just STAY INSIDE for six months or just, like, shop at Banana Republic for a little while? I BEG OF YOU.
I guess there’s a 93rd installment of Sister’s Name Drawn Out Of A Hat #1 and Sister’s Name Drawn Out Of A Hat #2 Do Something In A Fancy City. And Kim and Kourtney are shooting it.
Isn’t the idea to get BETTER at dressing yourself as you get older?
[Photos: Pacific Coast News]
“WHO WEARS THIS TO LUNCH?”
“IT’S LUNCH, Y’ALL. IT’S NOT A TIME TO LIGHTLY MUNCH — IT’S WHEN YOU EAT A BUNCH AND THEN WANT TO HUNCH AND BE ALL SCRUNCHED BECAUSE YOUR STOMACH IS ALL, ‘HOT DAMN, THAT WAS A FINE SANDWICH.’ SOMETIMES I DO NOT KNOW WHERE MY LADY’S HEAD IS BUT IT IS CLEARLY NOT IN THE SANDWICH ARTS.”
[Photos: WENN, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Bauer-Griffin, INF]