Fugger: Various Kardashians

Fug and Fug Take Fug


Ugh.

I mean… she DOES know winning Fug Madness isn’t a COMPLIMENT, right? Why is she being so relentless? It will be impossible to resist seeding this person next March. I am not that strong in the face of her rampant fuggery. Nonsense like this must be shared and yawped over in the most gutteral tones. Can’t you leave us alone, Kardashian? Can’t you leave Fug Madness to people who do not drive us to ACTUAL madness? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE EVERYTHING? Can’t you just STAY INSIDE for six months or just, like, shop at Banana Republic for a little while? I BEG OF YOU.

[Photo: WENN]

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Fug and Fug Fug Fug


I guess there’s a 93rd installment of Sister’s Name Drawn Out Of A Hat #1 and Sister’s Name Drawn Out Of A Hat #2 Do Something In A Fancy City. And Kim and Kourtney are shooting it.

Isn’t the idea to get BETTER at dressing yourself as you get older?

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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MTV EMAs Fug Carpet: Kim Kardashian


I mean, this seems about right.

FINALLY, Kim has gotten literal about it and worn quasi-coattails big enough to give a ride to her entire family. Also, I think everything in this photograph is flame retardant.

But it’s this picture that’s my favorite:

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“WHO WEARS THIS TO LUNCH?”

“IT’S LUNCH, Y’ALL. IT’S NOT A TIME TO LIGHTLY MUNCH — IT’S WHEN YOU EAT A BUNCH AND THEN WANT TO HUNCH AND BE ALL SCRUNCHED BECAUSE YOUR STOMACH IS ALL, ‘HOT DAMN, THAT WAS A FINE SANDWICH.’ SOMETIMES I DO NOT KNOW WHERE MY LADY’S HEAD IS BUT IT IS CLEARLY NOT IN THE SANDWICH ARTS.”

[PHOTO: INF]

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Here are two things I’ve learned from doing postings this Halloween: 1) I am pretty sure Chris Brown’s costume is going to make your head explode, and b) I’d best not even try to ID most of these costume for fear of angering Fug Nation when I get it wrong. Some folks are REALLY disgusted that I happen not to have seen Moonlight Kingdom. It’s like I personally knifed them, just because I can’t watch or get to the movies as much as I’d like. Please forgive, Fug Nation. I hate it when we fight. At LEAST wait until I can acquire and don some leggings as pants, so that your disappointment can be complete.

[Photos: WENN, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Bauer-Griffin, INF]

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Halloween Fugs and… Fugs: The Weekend Before


Heidi Klum’s big bash is on the actual night of Halloween, but we’ve had a couple low-level parties in the run-up to the main event, and the outfits they’ve produced are exactly as you might expect: nudity, bad wigs, and Scott Disick carrying an ax.

[Photos: WENN, Splash, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News]

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