Fugger: Various Kardashians

MTV EMAs Fug Carpet: Kim Kardashian


I mean, this seems about right.

FINALLY, Kim has gotten literal about it and worn quasi-coattails big enough to give a ride to her entire family. Also, I think everything in this photograph is flame retardant.

But it’s this picture that’s my favorite:

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“WHO WEARS THIS TO LUNCH?”

“IT’S LUNCH, Y’ALL. IT’S NOT A TIME TO LIGHTLY MUNCH — IT’S WHEN YOU EAT A BUNCH AND THEN WANT TO HUNCH AND BE ALL SCRUNCHED BECAUSE YOUR STOMACH IS ALL, ‘HOT DAMN, THAT WAS A FINE SANDWICH.’ SOMETIMES I DO NOT KNOW WHERE MY LADY’S HEAD IS BUT IT IS CLEARLY NOT IN THE SANDWICH ARTS.”

[PHOTO: INF]

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Here are two things I’ve learned from doing postings this Halloween: 1) I am pretty sure Chris Brown’s costume is going to make your head explode, and b) I’d best not even try to ID most of these costume for fear of angering Fug Nation when I get it wrong. Some folks are REALLY disgusted that I happen not to have seen Moonlight Kingdom. It’s like I personally knifed them, just because I can’t watch or get to the movies as much as I’d like. Please forgive, Fug Nation. I hate it when we fight. At LEAST wait until I can acquire and don some leggings as pants, so that your disappointment can be complete.

[Photos: WENN, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Bauer-Griffin, INF]

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Halloween Fugs and… Fugs: The Weekend Before


Heidi Klum’s big bash is on the actual night of Halloween, but we’ve had a couple low-level parties in the run-up to the main event, and the outfits they’ve produced are exactly as you might expect: nudity, bad wigs, and Scott Disick carrying an ax.

[Photos: WENN, Splash, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News]

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“BE STRAIGHT WITH ME: YOU ARE NOT FEELING THIS EITHER.”

“WHY IS HER LEG SO SHINY? IT’S WEARING MORE OIL THAN A CORNER CHEVRON. THAT SLEEVE IS SOME SUPERNATURALLY HUGE BLOUSON, LIKE SHE THINKS SHE’LL GET HER POPEYE ON. AND I DON’T KNOW WHERE HER EXTENSIONS HAVE GONE, OR WHY SHE PUT THAT HEAD-SUIT ON, BUT REAL TALK: THAT BRAID IS WOEBEGONE. I’M GONNA THROW IT A TELETHON AND HIRE SIMON LE BON AND MAYBE HOWARD-COMMA-RON AND WE’LL CURE THAT SUCKER BEFORE IT WORKS ITS EVIL CON. HELL, IT’S MAKING ME SORRY I PUT MY TROUSERS ON. I COULD BE AT HOME EATING TOAST RIGHT NOW.”

[PHOTO: GETTY]

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New York Fugshion Week: Marchesa Spring/Summer 2013, With Special Guests Kimye Kandashian


“SHH EVERYBODY BE QUIET. WE’RE AT A MARCHESA SHOW. WHY-AT? I CAN’T TELL YOU THAT, BUT I WON’T LIE-AT: IF WE FIND A WEDDING DRESS HERE Y’ALL WILL RIOT, AND HOT DAMN WHY DON’T MORE WORDS RHYME WITH QUIET? I AM GOING TO ASK TYRA TO MAKE ONE UP.”

[PHOTOS: GETTY, PACIFIC COAST NEWS]

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