Fugger: Various Kardashians

Recent Fugs and Fabs: The Kardashian-Jenners


Okay. So. I was, initially, kidding when I said the first of these posts was like Royals Round-Up; it was intended as a joke about how the KardJenners wrongheadedly appear to think they are the crown princesses of America. But there IS a logic to rolling them all into one periodic slideshow: It’s ONE post, as opposed to the twenty we COULD write. Ergo, those of you who don’t want to engage with them can skip them more easily. I thought that made sense, but got a lot of disgusted comments anyway because apparently giving them their own slideshow was somehow just as offensive as… I don’t even know, y’all. We’ve already said they are too enmeshed in fashion and pop culture to ignore them. That decision stands. I’m just trying to give EVERYONE what they want: Kards to ogle for those who enjoy the train wrecks — and there are MANY OF YOU, and yes, I am one of them — and an easier time SKIPPING the Kards for those who don’t. I’M TRYING.

Please don’t use sexually derogatory language about them in the comments. Thank you.

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What the Fug: Your Kardashian/Jenner Update


Kim is only in here ONCE, y’all. Maybe Khloe asked her to step aside.

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What the Fug: The Week(ish) in Various Kardashians


It’s like Royals Round-Up,  except completely the opposite. Also, fair warning: It gets worse as it goes.

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What the Fug: Various Kardashians


After Jessica declared The Waning of the Sheers yesterday, Kim went to a Vogue thing in London wearing another of her classics. So I’m leading with Kourtney, because I don’t want the awfulness of this garment to get lost in her sister’s misdeeds.

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What the Fug: Many Kardashians


Please drink in the relatively klassy photo of Kim up there. Because Khloe is going to make you miss it.

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Met Gala WTFs and Fines: Kim, Kanye, Kendall, and Kylie


When E! asked Kanye why he picked silvery colored contacts, his answer — in beautifully terse Kanye fashion — was only, “Vibes.” (This from a man who will never say something in one tweet when he can say it in fifteen.) Somebody remind him of that one the next time he takes an eternity to name his album.

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What the Fugs: The Kardashians/Jenners Go To Easter Services


Last year we got the whole family (minus Rob and Caitlyn, but I consider them tangential anyway, as that’s how the central krew seems to treat them). This year, Kim, Kanye, and Kylie skipped. I like to think it’s because North threw someone’s cell phone into the toilet.

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