Fugger: Uma Thurman

Fugs and Fabs: Dramatic Arts Reception At Buckingham Palace

You can espy what Kate wore — and her chatting with a variety of these folks here. The subtext of everyone’s wardrobe is, “OMG I CAN’T LOOK SLUTTY IN FRONT OF THE QUEEN.” Everyone is totes apropos. Although Helena Bonham Carter looks like Eliza Doolittle’s before pictures, that probably IS totes apropos for HER at Buckingham Palace. Additionally, considering that Ralph Fiennes was ALSO in attendance, do you think anyone got drunk and sidled over to him and said, “LET’S GO TALK TO BELLATRIX, YOU WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED.”

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BAFTAs Fugs and Fabs: The Lightbox Purge

Behold, everyone else! Lots of celebs skipped this event — no Jennifer Lawrence (she’s filming Mockingjay), no Julia Roberts (for obvious family reasons), no Sandra Bullock (don’t know why) — but there’s still plenty to ogle.

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Fug or Fab: Uma Thurman

I will grant you that Uma is doing everything that a human can do to sell this dress.

If you plonk that head atop a garment, you significantly increase its odds of being awesome. But the shirt is really distracting to me. It looks like someone hacked up Annie’s red-dress belt and then asked a three-year old to glue it back together on that nice lady’s collarbone.

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Black Gowns

I came away from the Globes thinking about all the pops of color, but it turns out there was a lot of Voldemort’s favorite there also.

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amfAR Gala Well Played (If Not Well Wrangled): Uma Thurman

I am enamored of what a diva Uma Thurman is becoming.

And I don’t mean that she is actually a crazy PERSON — she might be, and that’s fine; I don’t know anything about her personally — but rather that she has taken to walking the red carpet like she is the Crown Princess of Hot Damn. And in doing so, she may have made it true. Maybe I’ll try it. Look for me at the Wendy’s up the street in a huge dress.

Alas, she was, even briefly, bested by an aggressive corset.

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The Met Gala: Fugs, Fines, Fabs and Fehs of the rest

Also known as: we’re wrapping up Met Gala coverage, finally. Also known as: cleaning out my lightbox. Also known as: here’s a bunch of people I couldn’t figure out how to group together in a thoughtful way, so I’m just going to pile them on you haphazardly ENJOY!!!! (Actually, a lot of these are secretly great.)

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