Fugger: Uma Thurman

Cannes Mostly Well Played: Uma Thurman in Schiaparelli at the amfAR Gala


This pink was a signature Elsa Schiaparelli color:

Uma Thurman

And Uma is rocking it. I am not totally convinced by the heart — if you told me her kids made it for her, I’d believe you — but something about it does make the single strap seem more purposeful and less potentially silly. Do I wish it were a brooch made of actual JEWELS? Yes. I will always wish for jewels. But it’s tough to stand out, and bring Major Movie Star impact, to an amfAR event that’s traditionally all models and transparency and crotches. Perennial attendee Sharon Stone, sadly absent this year, often resorts to something that’s ultra-bonkers. Uma went the other way, and cruising in wearing shocking pink, those earrings, and that posture is a rather excellent strategy. It says, “I don’t care if you look, but I’ve seen to it that you will anyway.”

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: Wearing White


It is to their credit that so few of these women look like brides.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Chopard Party


I think Fan BingBing may have won this round. And I may be biased because I love her.

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: Women in White


If it seems like we’re missing someone major in this category — like, say, one Kimberly Kardashian — it’s because she got her own post. Let’s dig into the also-rans!

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Fugs and Fabs: Chanel Dinner at the Tribeca Film Festival


Let’s play a quick game of Who Won This Slideshow

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Fugs and Fabs: The NBC TCA Event


In which NBC apparently sent out a memo that advised sensible slacks.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Gotham Film Awards


All hail SWINTON. (And you should probably read this GQ profile of her, anointing her their Woman of the Year. First off, it’s extremely SWINTON-y and wonderful, and second, the fact that GQ has named TS and not, say, Kate Upton as their Woman of the Year pleases me. [No offense to Kate Upton.]) Beyond SWINTON, I’ve also got some Hamm for you here, so Gyllenhaal, some Tomei, a bit of Moore…a VARIETY of celebs. Join me in judgement.

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