Fugger: Taylor Momsen

New York Fugshion Week: Celebrity Sightings, Day 5


This was a thrilling day. Sure, we didn’t get to revisit Bieber and his WISPY MUSTACHE OF DOOM, but we DID spy the following:

Lady Mary (and…Ne-Yo??) at Carolina Herrera? Plus Christina Hendricks and also Rose McGowan, who continues to be hilarious, and like 300 other people. Seriously, everyone loves Carolina.

– Goldie Hawn attended Donna Karan and she was SO GOLDIE she turned herself into an adjective.

TAYLOR MOMSEN ALERT. Wait. We saw Taylor, and the Biebs — of all our Fug Madness winners, we’re missing Aubrey O’Day, Bai Ling, Amber Rose, and Vanessa Hudgens. Hudgens, we may still see. PLEASE GOD LET BAI SHOW UP SOMEWHERE. Anyway, click through to see all the other yahoos we spied yesterday and pop over to The Cut to read all about our adventures.

 

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Fugs and Fabs: Versus Versace Launch


This is so trashy that I keep expecting Oscar the Grouch to pop out of her navel. Heidi Klum, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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Still Fugging: Taylor Momsen


Just in case you wondered whether the Fug Madness 2011 winner was still in the throes of her eyeliner addiction, the answer is yes.

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Fuglor Momfug


For a while, when they were coming up, I would confuse Bridge to Terabithia‘s AnnaSophia Robb and Taylor Momsen. They look very, very similar to me. And so my theory on Josh Schwartz’s new Carrie Diaries pilot, in which Robb takes on the Carrie Bradshaw role, is that perhaps the part would’ve been Taylor Momsen’s to lose if she hadn’t, you know, gone all Taylor Momsen on us.

Although let’s be frank: This is actually better than everything she wore during her Fug Madness 2011 run.

Oh, Rapunzel. Go back to your tower. Am I the only one who’d LOVE to see her with a choppy bob, or  maybe a pixie?

But hey, the rest of her is not pervy or naked, at least, and somebody finally suggested to her that if she’s hell-bent (pun intended, thanks to her shirt) on using coal like it’s kohl, a lighter lip will suffice. However, we need to talk about the latest thing I’m afraid of with her. Specifically, that she will — like so many young, pretty, and heavily made-up starlets before her, start dating this fellow event attendee:

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Fug or Fab: Taylor Momsen


The pros: she’s alive; she’s not Lindsay Lohan; she isn’t wearing tights that look like they got in a fight with a murder of crows.

The cons: terrible shoes, dead eyes, an overall mien of surliness.

Which side wins out?

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Kids’ Choice Awards Fuggish Carpet: Taylor Momsen


“Whoa, kids. Hold up.”

“Don’t CHOOSE me. Okay? I don’t want to be CHOSEN. Because if I’m CHOSEN, then I have to do things like this:

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