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Fugs and Fabs: The TIME 100 Gala


In which My Beloved Martha Stewart wears gold lamé capri pants in public for the THIRD TIME. Martha! You’ve taught me so much: how to fold a fitted sheet, that it’s okay to drink cocktails at like 11 a.m. as long as you’re on TV,  how to make a really good turkey chili. But I will not bend on the subject of these pants.

Other people appeared at this event as well, and some of them looked fabulous and then some of them…didn’t.

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Fugs and Fabs: Variety’s Women In Film Event


Strangely, I can’t even remember when some of these women were last IN a film. (Except for you, Idina.)

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Fugs and Fabs: A Variety of Events from the Tribeca Film Festival


So much to discuss, not the least of which are Katie Holmes’s new bangs. (Can we also talk about this rumor that Tom Cruise is dating Laura Prepon? Scientologist matchmakers at work!)

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Fugs and Fabs: AARP’s Movies For Grownups Awards Gala


Well, that event name is  a real mouthful. Also, do people really want to attend an event sponsored by the AARP? It’s not the sexiest organization in the universe. So many questions, you guys.

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Susan Fugrandon


SUSAN: Hey, Thelma.

GEENA: Hey, Louise.

SUSAN: You look… my GOD, woman, were you always this tall?

GEENA: Yep.

SUSAN: Lucky.

GEENA: I know, right? And… were you always this… doily’d?

SUSAN: Yep.

GEENA: Oh.

SUSAN: I’m just kidding. I have no idea what is happening on my body right now.

GEENA: I was going to say. Your head is outstanding, but from the neck down you look like a third-grade teacher whose class tried to trap her inside snowflakes of homicidal doom.

SUSAN: Well, I’m sure it wouldn’t be the first time.

GEENA: But… I mean, are you wearing… a garment, of some kind, that hides your Sarandon? Or is that just a long shirt with… what is happening?

SUSAN: Geena, seriously, I don’t know. I play ping-pong now.

GEENA: I see.

SUSAN: And that’s a gateway to beer pong, so basically, you’re lucky I’m not curled up inside a Solo cup right now.

GEENA: It might be a better fashion statement.

SUSAN: Whatever, Thelma. You are wearing a mud puddle.

GEENA: Have you ever gone as Susan Saran Wrap for Halloween? I just have to ask.

SUSAN: Hop in my car. I have a cliff I’d like to show you.

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TIFF Fugs and Fabs: What We Missed


Apparently, there were 288 films at Toronto this year — one LESS than last year. So why does it feel like there were 600 MORE red-carpet screenings?

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