Fugger: Steven Tyler

CMA Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else

Also known as The Lightbox Purge. We’ve got too much too tackle to let this thing drag on too long! Anne Hathaway is going places! Dior is throwing parties! We’ve got to keep this train on the rails!

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WTF, Again: Steven Tyler

In the immortal words of Joey Lawrence: whoa.

Steven Tyler Aerosmith

Which do we think will happen first: Johnny Depp plays Steven Tyler, or Johnny Depp turns INTO Stephen Tyler?

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WTF: Steven Tyler

There is something hilariously right about the fact that he’s wearing this to a Stella McCartney party:


I feel like this is what Stella would come up with if someone asked her to costume a hip, new reboot of The Last Supper.

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Grammy Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes

The men kind of brought it last night. Sometimes “it” was sexy, snazzy hotness, and sometimes “it” was CRAY CRAY CRAZY, but either way, we appreciate them playing.

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Casual Fuggerday: Steven Tyler

In fairness, he may simply be conducting a social experiment to see how many people give him spare change.

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Oh, Steven. I know it’s your thing, this aesthetic — I do.

But you look like a lost member of St. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, who went on walkabout 40 years ago and just got spat out by a sandstorm in the Sahara after having spoken to nobody in decades but a sympathetic rug merchant and a cactus named Fran. I think I can smell those pants through my computer. I wonder if we’ll watch a lot of auditions from Idol hopefuls this year (that’s where he’s supposedly headed) that are extra-astonishingly nasal, because they’re trying to sing without breathing through their noses. STEVEN. You can be Steven Tyler without looking like a wilted flower child. I do believe this.