Fugger: Steven Tyler

WTF, Again: Steven Tyler


In the immortal words of Joey Lawrence: whoa.

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Which do we think will happen first: Johnny Depp plays Steven Tyler, or Johnny Depp turns INTO Stephen Tyler?

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WTF: Steven Tyler


There is something hilariously right about the fact that he’s wearing this to a Stella McCartney party:

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I feel like this is what Stella would come up with if someone asked her to costume a hip, new reboot of The Last Supper.

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Grammy Awards Fugs and Fabs: The Dudes


The men kind of brought it last night. Sometimes “it” was sexy, snazzy hotness, and sometimes “it” was CRAY CRAY CRAZY, but either way, we appreciate them playing.

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Casual Fuggerday: Steven Tyler


In fairness, he may simply be conducting a social experiment to see how many people give him spare change.

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Oh, Steven. I know it’s your thing, this aesthetic — I do.

But you look like a lost member of St. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, who went on walkabout 40 years ago and just got spat out by a sandstorm in the Sahara after having spoken to nobody in decades but a sympathetic rug merchant and a cactus named Fran. I think I can smell those pants through my computer. I wonder if we’ll watch a lot of auditions from Idol hopefuls this year (that’s where he’s supposedly headed) that are extra-astonishingly nasal, because they’re trying to sing without breathing through their noses. STEVEN. You can be Steven Tyler without looking like a wilted flower child. I do believe this.

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