I’d like to thank such a larger percentage of the attendees of this event for choosing a pattern. It’s so cheerful!
Fugger: Steven Tyler
I haven’t had a chance to watch the Katy Perry halftime show yet, so I’m excluding that from this post, but we’ll deal with it eventually. In the meantime, please enjoy this assortment of athletes, actors whose star wattage is flickering precariously at best, and the occasional actual celeb.
[Photos: Splash, Getty]
Can you imagine seeing this person running to catch a plane?
Because I just realized that’s exactly what every trip I’ve ever taken in my entire life has been missing.
Also known as The Lightbox Purge. We’ve got too much too tackle to let this thing drag on too long! Anne Hathaway is going places! Dior is throwing parties! We’ve got to keep this train on the rails!
[Photos: Splash, AKM/GSI]
In the immortal words of Joey Lawrence: whoa.
Which do we think will happen first: Johnny Depp plays Steven Tyler, or Johnny Depp turns INTO Stephen Tyler?
[Photo: Pacific Coast News]
There is something hilariously right about the fact that he’s wearing this to a Stella McCartney party:
I feel like this is what Stella would come up with if someone asked her to costume a hip, new reboot of The Last Supper.