Fugger: Steven Tyler

I Don’t Want to Miss a Fug: Steven Tyler

He just looks SO DELIGHTED with himself:

Exclusive... Steven Tyler Arriving On A Flight In Boston

And suddenly, I am overcome with the desire to have him tell my fortune. You know he thinks he can do it, right? (He can’t — his fortunes will be all bizarre and off-kilter and funny and totally wrong, but surely amusing.)

We also need to talk about why Steven Tyler carries so many keys. How many things does one millionaire really need to unlock?


ACM Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else

I’d like to thank such a larger percentage of the attendees of this event for choosing a pattern. It’s so cheerful!


Fugs and Fabs: Super Bowl XLIX Weekend

I haven’t had a chance to watch the Katy Perry halftime show yet, so I’m excluding that from this post, but we’ll deal with it eventually. In the meantime, please enjoy this assortment of athletes, actors whose star wattage is flickering precariously at best, and the occasional actual celeb.

[Photos: Splash, Getty]


WTF: Steven Tyler

Can you imagine seeing this person running to catch a plane?

Steven Tyler Departing On A Flight At LAX

Because I just realized that’s exactly what every trip I’ve ever taken in my entire life has been missing.

[Photo: Fame/Flynet]


CMA Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else

Also known as The Lightbox Purge. We’ve got too much too tackle to let this thing drag on too long! Anne Hathaway is going places! Dior is throwing parties! We’ve got to keep this train on the rails!

[Photos: Splash, AKM/GSI]


WTF, Again: Steven Tyler

In the immortal words of Joey Lawrence: whoa.

Steven Tyler Aerosmith

Which do we think will happen first: Johnny Depp plays Steven Tyler, or Johnny Depp turns INTO Stephen Tyler?

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]


WTF: Steven Tyler

There is something hilariously right about the fact that he’s wearing this to a Stella McCartney party:


I feel like this is what Stella would come up with if someone asked her to costume a hip, new reboot of The Last Supper.

[Photo: Splash]