Fugger: Sharon Stone

Tony Awards Viewing party WTF YAY Carpet: Sharon Stone


This is so hilarrible that Jessica and I actually clapped our hands and squealed when we saw it.

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It’s a bodysuit under a backless sheer dress, and the gown part being ONLY on the front of her chest is what really makes this transcendently amusing. It genuinely feels like she is possessed. By a younger Noted Kook with nudist tendencies. Do we think she and Lindsay Lohan are having a Freaky Friday 2 moment? Is “Lindsay” off somewhere on a yacht in a skintight laced-up Cavalli telling stories about Michael Douglas, and that time a dragon tried to eat her husband, while “Sharon” frantically calls Oprah? Will this, too, end in an uncomfortable liplock with Chad Michael Murray?

Then again, the better question: If LiLo and Sharon switched bodies, would anyone actually even notice?

[Photo: Getty]

 

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Fugs and Fabs of the Rest: amfAR Inspiration Gala


Okay, fine, I’ll say it: Not much inspiration here!

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amfAR Fug Carpet at Cannes: Sharon Stone in Roberto Cavalli


This dress is freaking me out a little. Her head looks great, the color is nice on her, and it MIGHT have been fine with adjustments…

… but the belt is freaking me out, in part because I can’t actually TELL if it is a belt. I don’t THINK her body is really shaped like that, so it would make SENSE that it’s a belt with weird fake-flesh panels, but…. it also looks sometimes like skin, and if it IS skin, WHERE IS HER BELLY BUTTON? Doesn’t that seem like it’s the wrong size to be obscuring it? I just… where did it go?

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Cannes Fugtacular Carpet: Sharon Stone in Pucci


The hour of the Stoneglasses is upon us. ENTER THE KOOKWEAR.

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Casual Fuggerday: Sharon Stone


In which we learn that Sharon Stone wears a gold lamé jacket to the airport:

I’m not kidding when I say that this information actually makes me feel better about humanity and the world in general.

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Well Played, Amanda Seyfried plus Sharon Stone


Can we all just take a moment and reflect on how much more jam-packed with crazy these Lovelace events would have been if Lohan hadn’t been fired? This is really better for ALL OF US. Including Lindsay.

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Mostly Well Played: The Lovelace Premiere and Photocall: Sharon Stone and Amanda Seyfried


I read in this month’s Elle that Sharon Stone was really helpful and great to Amanda Seyfried as they filmed Lovelace — Sharon plays her mother, and apparently is great in the movie (which makes me happy, because of course I love Sharon. I might have been the only person alive who LIVED FOR HER on Law & Order). And you can tell from their body language in these photos that Sharon is obviously really protective of her younger co-star. I love the idea of Sharon Stone taking starlets under her wing, because say what you will about her, she has been through the slings and arrows of Hollywood and she is tough. I mean, she survived an aneurism and her husband got bit by a dragon. She never seems to me to be someone who would take any BS. I kind of want her to be my mentor, even if I think she is also kind of a crackpot. Oh, Lindsay. If you’d played your cards right, this could have happened for real.

It probably worked out for the best this way, though.

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