Fugger: Shailene Woodley

Teen Choice Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Shailene Woodley in Peter Pilotto

“Hello. Mama Shailene again.”

Shailene Woodley, Teen Choice Awards 2014, Peter Pilotto

“When you’re done at the sweat lodge, come on outside and bake your labia like a clay pot in the kiln that is sunshine. I’ll be over here finding you some blankets to turn into vestments.”

But it's kind of cool!

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Well Played: Shailene Woodley in Preen

I would call this a nice rebound, but she actually wore this before that ill-fitting canary Ralph Lauren.

So I guess… it’s good pre-gaming? A solid warm-up to an underwhelming game? That thing where you sink fifty consecutive free-throws in practice but then you brick them all when it counts? Whatever. Let’s not metaphor it to death. Instead we can enjoy that it’s cute, unusual, and lively, and save all our Kleenex for when we ugly-cry at her movie.

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The Fug In Our Stars: Shailene Woodley in Ralph Lauren

This post is illustrative of how many favors the flashes and the professional lighting can do to a gown.

Shailene Woodley, "The Fault In Our Stars" premiere, in Ralph Lauren (1)

So you look at this and think, “Why does the crone dislike this? What is wrong with a yellow tube?” And look, yes, I’m tired of peplums, and yes, she needed to accessorize this better, but otherwise it’s a basic and inoffensive shift that shouldn’t inspire much except maybe a cheer for the color and a yawn for the design.


it’s bad


Fug the Cover: Shailene Woodley on InStyle, June 2014


Lots of pretty colors on this. But it makes her foot look ENORMOUS — also, y’all, PLEASE stop and think before you do somethint that looks like you digitally removed all traces of her left leg — and the whole pose looks like her direction was to act like she was thinking, “My stars, I have just twisted my ankle at this garden party and I must immediately alight on this patch of grass. But ATTRACTIVELY.”


Met Gala Fug Carpet: Shailene Woodley in Rodarte

“Hello, I’m Mama Shailene.”

“You just sit your tushie on down and relax and maybe bake up some kale chips while I find some peyote.”

Her Letterman outfit was better


MTV Movie Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Shailene Woodley in Balmain

Let’s discuss:

From the waist down, I am in. And from the neck up, I am also in. It’s the middle section that I am confused about. First, Red Carpet Fashion Awards has the runway version, and I will say that I think Shailene’s iteration is more successful on her than that would have been. But while there is something about this that I actually really appreciate on her — the color is unusual and flattering — I don’t know if I can, in good conscience, wholly sign off on something that I need to describe as “a leather top knotted above the navel,” like what you’d get if Daisy Duke decided she wanted to take things up a step.

I also make a Daisy Duke reference in a post going up tomorrow. I'm scared that this might be a thing now. Anyway, let's talk about Shailene:

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