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People’s Choice Fugs or Fabs: Sandra Bullock (in Monique Lhuillier) and Melissa McCarthy


I feel like, of all of Hollywood’s Lady Friend Duos, this might be the one I most want to grab a drink with. No offense to, say, J Law and Schumer, who I am sure are a collective hoot, but Sandy and Melissa are both a little older than I am and I feel like I could learn a lot from their collective awesome. Also, Sandra Bullock has Clooney’s number in her phone for sure, and that just seems like a plus. (This may also just be a way for me to meet my favorite non-royal celebrity child, Louis Bullock, who I am on record as thinking is possibly the cutest person alive.) ALSO, Melissa brings Shaun White Hoodies and Denim with her. They’re just really strong lady friend candidates, is all, and I also think you could text one of them and be like, “What are you wearing?” and they’d be like, “I don’t even know.”

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Unfug It Up: Sandra Bullock on The Tonight Show


I love Sandra Bullock, but I feel like I have been seeing ads for Our Brand Is Crisis for two months or something, and I’m BEYOND ready for it to come out already (as, I suspect, is she, because so far reviews are not great). At ay rate, Sandra was on with Jimmy Fallon last night and I am still excessively fond of her as a human. Less so what she has wrapped that human form in:

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For me, it’s a fairly simple fix: I want to hack off the knee tutu. Doesn’t it look better if you imagine that away? The Frankenstein’s Monster quality to the white parts doesn’t bother me; it’s fun, and hell, it’s Halloween, so it doesn’t get more apt. The mesh back could work on its own. But then suddenly her shins are the black swan, and it’s even fighting what the shoes are doing a bit.

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I really need the number of her facialist, though. I am too cheap to get facials, obviously, especially one with whatever pricey expert is allowed to touch hers. But just to know I HAD it would give me hope.

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Well Played, Sandra Bullock in J Mendel


I had a brief moment where I thought, “shit, are Billy Bob Thornton and Sandra Bullock dating? WHAT DOES ANGELINA THINK?” And then I remembered he was in this movie. TTYL, I have to go write my Billy Bob and Sandy fanfic now. (What are we calling them? Silly Bob? YES.)

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Scrolldown Fug: Sandra Bullock in David Koma


Sandra Bullock is not an absurd person, to me. She seems smart, and I’ve seen her be a really attentive mother, and she comes across like one of those people who would be really fun to have over for beer and BBQ and who wouldn’t even be offended that I have terrible taste in beer, because whatever, it’s all good, let’s just blow the froth off a couple and talk about how much we hate Caillou.

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This dress, though, is absurd to me. It just is. The top part is fine, but the mini is too micro to work without the sheer checkerboard, and yet the sheer checkerboard doesn’t do enough to display her legs to their best advantage. It’s a lose-lose. Why even do it? And the Boring Beige Pumps are totally out of their context. They’re nonsense. If you were going to punt on the footwear, you’d pick a black pair, right? This is like the long-snapper whiffed and shot the ball right over the head of the punter, who had to run back thirty yards to try and fall on it.

Take a look at what else she wore, to underscore how much I dislike THIS one:

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Well Played, Sandra Bullock in Roksanda and Rupert Sanderson


I am generally not a fan of showing up to an event in costume, but I enjoy dressing to a theme, and I think she’s walking the line perfectly here. These shoes are ridiculous and charming and I love them.

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Well Played, Sandra Bullock in Monique Lhuiller


When we saw this on the runway, I wanted to give it to Kerry Washington:

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And she would have charmed in it. But I’m also fine with handing it over to the estimable Sandy B, who looks unmoved, but she is WRONG. This is fab, and I want, in particular, to steal that skirt and wear it back in time to a garden party. This mostly because it’s great, but also because it reminds me a bit of an LK Bennett skirt that I’m visiting a lot but not allowing myself to buy, because I DON’T LEAVE THE HOUSE and ergo I do not need flirty fancy patterned midi-skirts. I just DO NOT. So please, Sandy. Wear this FOR me. Do it for me, much the way you drove a bus very quickly and flirted with Keanu for me, and the way you exchanged letters with Keanu through space and time for me, and the way you — well, maybe not the way you drove that boat with Jason Patric for me, but whatever. You feel me. LIVE, SANDY. LIVE. Live in this skirt.

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Fug or Fab: Sandra Bullock in Stella McCartney


First of all, we need to discuss (again) that Speed has been on heavy HBO rotation lately and it’s (a) perfect, and (b) Sandy is so SO likeable in it, and (c) it might be the hottest Keanu’s ever been, and (d) I will ‘ship them forever. These important facts aside, have I totally lost the plot, or is this Stella McCartney kinda of great?

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