Fugger: Salma Hayek

Fugs and Fabs of The BAFTA Britannia Awards: The Ladies


I like the idea that, a couple of years ago, the folks at the British Academy of Film and Television Arts got together and were all, “You guys? Having one major awards show isn’t enough. Let’s throw some random other ones in the United States!” Now, I say “a couple of years ago,” but The Hollywood Reporter claims that this event has been happening for twenty-two years, so…just imagine that meeting with everyone wearing plaid and Doc Martens. Also according to THR, at this particular event this weekend, Sasha Baron Cohen apparently did a “hilarious” “prank” involving knocking over a woman “in a wheelchair”  which sounds very “delightful” indeed. Don’t get me started on him. DO get me started on what all the ladies were wearing, however.

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Fugs, Fabs, and Fines of the LACMA/Gucci Gala: Everyone Else


When almost everyone is wearing Gucci (many of them from this particular collection), things start to look the same. Lucky, for most of these women, the status quo is pretty great. But for at least one former model, if I may be blunt, shit got real in the battle between satin and mankind.

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Fugs, Fehs, and Fines: Grown-Ups 2


I mean, first of all, I can’t with this movie. A VARIETY of people are too good for this movie: Salma Hayek, Maya Rudolph, Chris Rock, Steve Buscemi, even Kevin James! (I have an inexplicable fondness for Kevin James for which I refuse to apologize.) Aly Michalka has a role as “Bikini Girl Savannah,” which… she had a LEADING ROLE on a CW show! I can only hope that’s a cameo, as the movie appears to contain many of them, because even she is too good for that. Someone will have to let me know, because the only way I will see Grown-Ups 2 is if I’m kidnapped and my captors tape my eyes open and stick me in a room where the walls are made of televisions, and all those televisions are playing Grown-Ups 2.

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Fugs and Fabs of the Summer of Sony


Apparently, the Summer of Sony involves a bunch of celebrities going to Cancun to promote their movies, at which point all the women in said films have to get trussed up in cocktails dresses and heel while the men look, you know, like they’re on a beach vacay in Cancun. I’m just saying, if Salma Hayek has to wear Spanx, would it KILL Adam Sandler to put on A REAL SHIRT?

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Independent Spirit Awards Fugs and Fabs


AKA Everyone We Missed When The Oscars Ran Us Over Like a Runaway Train.

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Oscars Fug Carpet: Salma Hayek


Well.

I guess it’s good to know that you CAN get a formal neck brace in this town if you need one.

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