Fugger: Rita Ora

Well Played, Rita Ora in Ellery


Okay, I know some of you are going to think I have lost my mind here, but bear with me:

Rita Ora Steps Out In NYC

Rita Ora is bringing us true Scruples realness this August! THAT IS HONESTLY A VALUABLE PUBLIC SERVICE. We NEED someone who will stomp down the streets of New York looking like she might be on her way to start a multi-million dollar shopping empire, circa 1984!

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Well Played, Rita Ora


Sure, this dress does over a plasticized interpretation of bunny ears layered over its bodice, but it’s still, somehow, one of the best things Rita Ora has ever put on her body. Yes, that is definitely grading on a curve, but STILL!

Rita Ora Steps Out In NYC

This may also be the first time that working on America’s Next Top Model has actually had a salubrious sartorial effect on its host. Right, Tyra?

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WTF: Rita Ora


BRACE YOURSELVES.

Rita Ora Steps Out In NYC

Because I assume this means there will be a segment on the next cycle of America’s Next Top Model wherein Rita here performs a shot-by-shot reenactment of the “Oops, I Did It Again” video.

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Well Played, Rita Ora


Rita Ora has been leaving the house SO MUCH LATELY. So I may have developed some level of Stockholm Syndrome with her. Having introduced that caveat: Is this not a HUGE upgrade in her usual?

Rita Ora Out And About In NYC

It’s downright…reasonable? And cute? And unfettered by bizarro shenanigans? Is this how you do it? Look crazy all the time, so when you pop out looking halfway realistic, everyone acts as if you mastered cold fusion?

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More Fuggery: Rita Ora in Antonio Berardi


I have never in my life consistently had to cobble together this many thoughts about Rita Ora. I don’t even think I HAVE enough thoughts about Rita Ora to match the number of times she’s leaving the house lately.

Rita Ora

She may surf this ANTM wave straight to the Fug Madness Final Four. This isn’t nearly the worst of it, but the pants aren’t stellar and the shirt is… a wrap-snap vest that is trying to self-remove. Actually… honestly, this doesn’t strike me as being so far from something Tyra herself would wear. Perhaps Rita is channeling her. “O Captain, My Captain,” she might whisper, daily, as she climbs atop an end table and gazes at a photo taped to the wall.

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Fugs and Fabs: Recent Rita Oras


I’m not kidding. Rita Ora taking over ANTM for Tyra is, as the kids say, giving me life. She’s CONSTANTLY wandering the streets in something wacky. This is all I ask of random celebrities! When you wander the street, DO IT IN SOMETHING WACKY.

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WTF: Rita Ora


You guys, Rita Ora hosting America’s Next Top Model is possibly the best thing that’s ever happened to this blog.  I admit it: I stopped watching ANTM about five cycles ago. But if part of the plan to reboot it included, “make Rita Ora wear dramatic stuff and walk around and get photographed so people are tempted to tune in and see her clothes in action,” well…

Rita Ora Out And About In NYC

…it’s working.

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