The flight to New York’s only five hours. You have got to get a grip.
It’s so generous of Rita Ora to wish us all peace.
Personally, if I’d just been ravaged by a JoAnn’s Fabrics employee with a stapler and a glitter gun, I’d be wishing everyone a quick bout of hysterical blindness.
I miss chilly New York already, although it’s a HUGE money-savings to live in LA because I can’t indulge my outerwear fetish.
[Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News]
Now that I’ve seen Rita interviewed a couple times — she seems like a lot of fun, but in a sprightly way, not an “and then I woke up wearing a throw-pillow on my head and my mouth tasted like dead bugs and why is there ONE legwarmer on my arm and WHERE is half of my hair” way — I get even more bummed out when she tosses on a garment that doesn’t do herself justice.
This is obviously very bright and it’s got green sparkles glued to it and there’s a slight plunge, but none of it adds up properly. The math isn’t sound. It’s like someone took all the elements of a dress and threw them on her carelessly and that’s why we have something that maybe doesn’t fit that well and hangs poorly and looks like a full-body apron at a Vegas club called Casserole.
I seriously feel like Elle, every year, must have a conversation that goes thusly: “Should we UNDERLINE the word ‘style’? Do they just not see it in there?”
Today was the day I marched around with a curling iron burn mark on my FACE, because I am that cool.
– We were standing so close to Solange at Milly that our hair may have started a conversation, but we chickened out of doing it ourselves.
– Debra Messing seemed to be having a great time at Dennis Basso, but she might want to be careful about shouting out her phone number. One never knows who’s listening.
– The Carolina Herrera show began with us entering through a Hall of Men. No, really. We assume Dita Von Teese didn’t enter that way because that’s what she does every other day of her life.
– Hugh Jackman is pretty damn delicious in person. Thank you, Donna Karan. Plus: bonus Katie Holmes sighting.