Fugger: Rita Ora

I Fug Radio: Rita Ora in Viktor & Rolf

This reminds me of that scene in Pretty Woman where  Julia Roberts drapes herself in nothing but a necktie and sits waiting for Richard Gere. Except replace “necktie” with “suit fabric remnant” and “Richard Gere” with “Santa.”

Rita Ora I Heart Radio Jingle Ball

I can just see her waiting in his sleigh, feet propped up, sipping a glass of bubbly. However: As ridiculous as that thing is, it DOES l0ok extremely comfortable AND forgiving of Holiday Cheese Consumption (of which mine will be storied), so I can’t say I’d kick it out of my house, either. Maybe it’ll be my new wine cardigan/Downton caftan/bathrobe.

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Fugs and Fabs: Yet ANOTHER Jingle Ball

All of these people are so over jingling and balls by now.

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Fug Widow: Rita Ora at the Philly Jingle Ball

Rita’s head is the good news.

Rita Ora Jingle Ball

Also, her dress has a built-in flotation aid, in case of flooding. However, the bad news — there is always bad news — is that the view doesn’t get any better from another angle.

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Fugs and Fabs: The KIIS FM Jingle Ball (or Balls)

I’m so late with this. Maybe it’s because when it was happening, I hadn’t hung my own Christmas decorations yet, so ball-jingling felt premature.

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British Fashion Awards Fugs: Rita Ora and Cara Delevingne in Tom Ford

Tom Ford always looks so pleased with himself.

Rita Ora at the British Fashion Awards

Which… I mean, if his goal was to make Rita Ora look like a dominatrix who’s falling off the hanger of the closet from which he yanked her, then yeah, great, be proud. Dubious mission accomplished.

He also clothed Cara Delevingne for the after-party — “clothed” being a term I’m using loosely.

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WTF: Rita Ora

I seriously am not even sure what all these layers ARE:

Kate Moss and Rita Ora party at The Scotch Club in London

She kind of looks like a character in a Lifetime movie set in the 80s who got rumbled out of the home of the man with whom she’s having an affair by his angry wife, and didn’t really have time to put everything BACK ON before she left. But I think we can all agree that, regardless, the sheer Madonna gloves are really pulling this whole thing together.

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