Fugger: Rita Ora

More Fuggery: Rita Ora in Antonio Berardi


I have never in my life consistently had to cobble together this many thoughts about Rita Ora. I don’t even think I HAVE enough thoughts about Rita Ora to match the number of times she’s leaving the house lately.

Rita Ora

She may surf this ANTM wave straight to the Fug Madness Final Four. This isn’t nearly the worst of it, but the pants aren’t stellar and the shirt is… a wrap-snap vest that is trying to self-remove. Actually… honestly, this doesn’t strike me as being so far from something Tyra herself would wear. Perhaps Rita is channeling her. “O Captain, My Captain,” she might whisper, daily, as she climbs atop an end table and gazes at a photo taped to the wall.

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Fugs and Fabs: Recent Rita Oras


I’m not kidding. Rita Ora taking over ANTM for Tyra is, as the kids say, giving me life. She’s CONSTANTLY wandering the streets in something wacky. This is all I ask of random celebrities! When you wander the street, DO IT IN SOMETHING WACKY.

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WTF: Rita Ora


You guys, Rita Ora hosting America’s Next Top Model is possibly the best thing that’s ever happened to this blog.  I admit it: I stopped watching ANTM about five cycles ago. But if part of the plan to reboot it included, “make Rita Ora wear dramatic stuff and walk around and get photographed so people are tempted to tune in and see her clothes in action,” well…

Rita Ora Out And About In NYC

…it’s working.

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What the Fug: Rita Ora


Welcome, everyone, to Rita Ora as Ballet Maleficent.

Rita Ora

If she’s shooting ANTM right now, we’re in for one hell of a sartorially amusing season. If she’s not… well, she maybe should’ve let that gigantic cummerbund continue its previous life as an insulated grocery carry-all.

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Fugs and Fabs: Rita Ora


I feel like Rita Ora taking over as host of America’s Next Top Model is her final push to Make Rita Ora Happen in America. It also means we are going to see A LOT of her walking around wearing Interesting Things.

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WTF: Rita Ora


I cannot believe — and yet also kind of love, because it is so flat-out bizarro — that Rita Ora here is now the new host of America’s Next Top Model:

Rita Ora Out In NYC

I hope she wears a different version of this look on every single episode….whatever this look technically even is. Because if it’s between that one, and this….

Rita Ora Out And About In NYC

Wait, no. Please, please don’t make me pick.

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What the Fug: Rita Ora


I read a rumor on the Interwebs — from some tabloid or other, but not one of the big dogs — that Rita Ora is going to host the upcoming VH-1 reboot of America’s Next Top Model.

Rita Ora

Hmm. Will this be a Teach, or a Challenge?

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