I had no idea this awards event was even a thing. I guess this was only the third one, though. I’m sure the ancient stonemasons who etched gossip tablets back in Olden Times said the same thing at the third Emmys.
Men, shmen! Dresses are more fun. We’ll get to the suits eventually, but whatever the hell Diane Kruger is wearing — plus the absurd raft of other famous people in questionable outfits — is more important right now.