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Comic-Con 2015 Fugs and Fabs: The Entertainment Weekly Party, Part 1


As far as I can tell, Jennifer Lawrence did not walk the red carpet at this thing, which is unfortunate because that means we’re stuck with pictures of her looking like a total goof outside the event. Then again, if there’s anyone in Hollywood who’s unafraid of a ticket on the Fast Train to Gooberville, it’s that girl.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the Jurassic World Premiere


Jurassic Park is one of those movies where I forget just how adept it was until I catch it on HBO. It’s great, chilling, and kind of delightful in its refusal to cast Big Action Stars — I mean, Sam Neill? Jeff Goldblum? They’re both good in it, but not natural-born ass-kickers. Now, the previews for Jurassic World involve the following two things: a person I like, Chris Pratt, in a clean-cut swashbuckling mode that is maybe the only thing I’ve ever seen NOT come totally naturally to him, while uttering very stilted dialogue and maybe having surprisingly little chemistry with Bryce Dallas Howard; and dinosaurs that are bigger, meaner, scarier. I am not sure I need EITHER of those things in my life. Those suckers that killed Newman from Seinfeld are freaky enough.

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Well Played, Retta


I had reservations about the necklace with this, for a second.

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I wondered, specifically, if it was too monochrome. But then I imagined it with some turquoise, and although it was nice, it also took things to an It’s A Chico’s Kind of Day place, so in that sense the divine Donna Meagle was right to pick a necklace that still makes a statement, but just not at top volume. That lets the funky cape-dress take center stage, and I LOVE IT on her, and I hope she spent the entire party sweeping in and out of rooms, dropping dramatic bombs like, “I wouldn’t tap that ass with a hammer,” and, “You know, Drake and I had fun, but he’s so needy.”

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Fugs and Fabs: The NBC/Vanity Fair Party


I published this without an intro. Well done, me. Perhaps Heigl’s shirt just left me speechless.

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Critics’ Choice Television Awards: The basics


I had no idea this awards event was even a thing. I guess this was only the third one, though. I’m sure the ancient stonemasons who etched gossip tablets back in Olden Times said the same thing at the third Emmys.

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Fugs and Fabs: Women at the GQ Men Of The Year Shindig


Men, shmen! Dresses are more fun. We’ll get to the suits eventually, but whatever the hell Diane Kruger is wearing — plus the absurd raft of other famous people in questionable outfits — is more important right now.

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