Fugger: Olivia Palermo

The Recent Fugs and Fabs of Olivia Palermo


Olivia Palermo is one of those Famous For No Reason people — she was on The City, with Whitney Port, where she mostly just had great hair, and during That One Year That New York Socialites Were Really A Thing, she famously allegedly wrote this letter to a bunch of other socialites, telling them to be nicer, which was then leaked. (You really need to read that article, by the way. It’s fascinating. I once witnessed one of the people who wrote Socialite Rank fall over a wall onto a runway at Fashion Week and break his arm, at a show that was totally a deathtrap, which is mentioned in the piece. Those were the days for a Fashion Week reporter, you guys. Stuff really happened.) Well, who’s laughing now? OP is the only one that’s ever getting photographed anymore, and she has done a ton of consulting and branding work. Who knows if she’s any good at it, really, but she’s DOING it. She’s also, I must admit, legitimately pretty good at dressing herself. Let’s look at some of the stuff she’s worn lately.

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Fug and Yay and GOOP and SWINTON: Celebs at Valentino


Gwyneth rarely pops by one of these things anymore. But in a week where we’ve learned Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin allegedly are moving in together – and mere blocks from G’s apartment, also rumored to be at Mama Goop’s control-freaky behest — it doesn’t surprise me that she suddenly turned up in public on a luxe red carpet to be like, “Yes, remember me? Your Lady of Ageless Health? STILL GOT IT.” But if you’re going to haul ass across the ocean for a big fashion show, and your ex is moving in with a 24-year old who is also America’s Sweetheart, YOU BRING THE BIG GUNS. And Gwynnie only packed a tiny novelty water pistol that goes on her keychain.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Ralph & Russo, Giambattista Valli, Elie Saab, and Georges Chakra


I’d just like to extend a warm Thank You to Paris, for having Couture Week right now, and giving us so many celebrities to eyeball! Celebrities in potentially wacky outfits, in Paris! IT’S NEARLY BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Schiaparelli at Paris Couture Week


If you asked me which American Sweetheart of the 80s I thought was most likely to pop up at Paris Couture Week, it would not have been Meg Ryan.

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Fugs and Fabs: Celebs at Dior at Paris Couture Week


Lupita wins, and J Law is ABSENT. What does it mean?

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Fugs and Fabs: The amfAR “Intimate Dinner”


In which some of these people appear to have been asked to wear their intimates. Reading is hard.

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