Fugger: Nicki Minaj

New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day Three

There are some MISGUIDED CHOICES here, but also a delightful surprise on Jennifer Morrison’s head. Around Day Three of Fashion Week:


VMAs Fugs and Fabs: Nicki Minaj

Believe it or not, I think she came out ahead last night.

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FugShips: Nicki Minaj

Something about her body language here made me laugh for a full five minutes:

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It’s like she’s wearing those sunglasses because even she doesn’t want to look at what she’s wearing too closely.

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Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Nicki Minaj in Alexander McQueen

It’s not great news for the designer that I was going to guess it was Versace.

And it’s even worse news for Nicki that she’s essentially wearing a very expensive ladyjuicer.

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Pink Fugday: Nicki Minaj

Three cheers to Nicki Minaj for the hair and makeup that’s making us all realize how beautiful she is.

The dress, tragically, looks like she’s wearing a hydraulic lift. So thank God for the face. Incidentally, I just read that Cosmopolitan talked to her new hair guru, in an interview that includes the following tidbit: “Tyra Banks had given her my number. She wanted a more toned-down look, and I think that’s why she reached out to Tyra.” Is this the first time in history anyone has thought “Tyra Banks” synonymously with the concept of toning DOWN anything? Is this the Typocalypse?

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Fug or Fab: Nicki Minaj

Between the minimalist makeup and the center-parted long dark locks, I seriously looked at this and thought, for a second, “Oh, look, Toni Braxton.”

It’s uncanny. But it’s also really… boring. I’m all for her features having a chance to shine, but she’s almost SO aggressively trying to downplay her natural quirk — in service of what, being a “serious actress” in the future? — that it’s making her kind of a blank. Embrace the middle ground, Nicki. And embracelet yourself.

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