Fugger: Molly Sims

Oscar Post-Parties: The Naked Model-Types


Because they ALL come out to play at the afterparties. Some better known than others, but all of them chasing the flashbulbs by, well, somewhat flashing them.

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Fugs and Fabs: The March of Dimes Celebration of Babies


First of all, the March of Dimes is an excellent charity  — Heather’s twins were preemies, and they are my favorite dudes, so I am very pro-March of Dimes; they raised a million dollars at this luncheon, and that is awesome – but the name of this event always makes me giggle. Because it seems like this should be an awards show for babies and WHERE ARE THEY? I demand MORE BABIES. I want everyone at this event to bring a baby and then let me look at that baby. I understand that perhaps babies are not that into attending a luncheon and listening to speeches, but I don’t care. I feel deprived of babies to ogle. I shall have to settle for, among other people, Nick Cannon, who looks dapper, you guys.

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Fugs and Fabs: Halloween!


In which certain celebrities continue not to understand that certain costumes are probably not a great idea, and no one in their lives gives them good advice. In other news,  as ever, I look forward to you guys helping me figure out what some of these costumes even are. For a few celebs, my notes literally read, “???? Sexy???” So….let’s consider this a group project.

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Fug 2: Molly Sims


Molly Sims had a baby three months ago, so I suspect this choice has a heavy element in it of, “I’M BACK EVERYONE. DO YOU SEE?”

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And I do. I do see. I see a demonic Rorschach blend of old nylons, an aardvark’s nose, and Satan’s apostrophes, which he is about to reclaim and toss in the wrong place somewhere. Get ready for Game of Throne’s everyone. And get changed, Molly.

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Oscars Fugs and Fabs: Greens, Blues, and Purples


Not enough of any of these — never enough! — but still a nice showing.

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Patterns!


Sigh. I DO love a pattern.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Baby2Baby Gala


Do you like patterns? What about capes? How about Goldie Hawn? Then this slideshow is for YOU, dear reader.

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