Fugger: Milla Jovovich

Fugs and Fabs at the Chanel Show


This message brought to you by my caps lock key: RIHANNA. THOSE ARE NOT CLOTHES. YOU LOOK LIKE A DISCOUNT MISS HANNIGAN. AND MISS HANNIGAN WAS ALREADY ON PRETTY DEEP SALE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

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Milla Fugofugch


This is new.

What could it be? The world’s largest fountain pen? A tiny humidor strapped to her chest? A finger trap? An ancient scroll with the key to world peace that can only be removed and unfurled by the Dragon Warrior? Does that mean she’s going to need Jack Black to help get her undressed?

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Fugs and Fabs: Models at the Cannes amfAR Gala


Are you ready to take a trip to Leg City? It’s ON. To the extreme.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The “All Is Lost” Premiere


In which we begin with Jessica Chastain, and end with a little game I like to call, “Wait, Is That Petra Nemcova? … It is. Maybe?”

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: The Cleopatra Premiere


Finally, Jessica Chastain makes an appearance at the festival that essentially birthed her. For that reason I think I will always be disappointed if she doesn’t go so big that Texas abruptly shudders with a sudden inferiority complex.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Coach party


Man, it was the Fughara Desert out there for a while, and now EVERYONE is coming out to play. Bless you, Hollywood. I never thought I’d say this, but HAVE MORE PARTIES.

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