Well. I definitely don’t plan to “twerk [my] ass off” this holiday season, but I DO think this cover is totally festive. Every magazine in the world which chose to feature Miley WITHOUT her tongue flapping all over creation must be thanking the sweet heavens right now, because seeing her smiling (and, it must be said, very well made-up) feels completely refreshing. Obviously, if she were to wear this dress out into the universe, I would wonder how hard Katy Perry was crying into her coffee about missing out on it — it looks like it was designed by the makers of Candy Crush — but it’s undeniably charming for a holiday magazine cover. And now if you will excuse me, I’m going to have some Jolly Ranchers for breakfast.
[Photo: Peter Pedonomou/Cosmopolitan]