Fugger: Melanie Griffith

Fugs and Fabs: Children’s Hospital of Los Angeles Gala


The guest list for this event was totally random — from Natalie Portman to Maria Menuonos, which sounds like the subtitle of a retrospective of Hollywood brunettes on VH1 — and accordingly, so were everyone’s ensembles. Just you wait.

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Fugs and Fabs: The “Don Jon” Premiere


In which Julianne Moore toys with whether ScarJo’s thunder can fit into her evening clutch.

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Have You Driven A Fug Lately?


STELLA:  Psst. Mom. MOM.

MELANIE: Shhh. I’m concentrating very hard on this fine Ford automobile.

ANTONIO: What is it, Stella?

STELLA: Did I miss a memo? I mean… I’m looking at Daryl… were we SUPPOSED to dress up  like some kind of alternative fuel source?

MELANIE: SSHHH.

ANTONIO: I thought those were her kitchen curtains.

MELANIE: BE QUIET.

STELLA: I’m just very confused…

MELANIE: PEOPLE. It’s party for a HATCHBACK. OBVIOUSLY we are supposed to be incredibly formal and fancy.

ANTONIO: Now I’m confused.

DARYL: Hey dudes. Has the fjord party started yet? When do we leave?

MELANIE: EVERYBODY JUST FACE FORWARD AND THINK ABOUT AIRBAGS AND BLUETOOTH AND FUEL ECONOMY.

ANTONIO: Oh, my.

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Oscars Fug Carpet: Melanie Griffith


I love Melanie Griffith giving somebody the ol’ side-eye up in there.

Ladyfriend, you’re the one with the bandeau bathing suit tied over your gown.

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