Fugger: Matt Damon

Your Afternoon Man: Matt Damon


Matt Damon Celebrates His 44th Birthday

I was never going to deny you a photo of Matt Damon snuggling a pinata.

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Well Played: Celebs at the Clooney/Alamuddin Wedding


I cannot believe we were not invited to this event. On top of the fact that Intern George has literally not once ever shown up to work, I am beginning to think he doesn’t even care about us.

PS: For those of you (like me!) dying to see what Amal wore, the non-candid wedding snaps (including, surely, THE GOWN) are exclusive to Vogue* and have not yet popped up for our perusal.  That being said, this collection of photos proves that everyone looks glamorous ON a boat and slightly scared BOARDING a boat, and that Venice is romantic and beautiful. Let’s add it to the Fug Nation Tour of the World.*

*LATE BREAKING: This was a LIE. They’re confirmed exclusive to Hello! and People, which makes way more sense and is also exciting because this means I’ll get them in my mailbox. The dress is allegedly Oscar de la Renta.

[Photos: Pacific Coast News, AKM/GSI, Fame/Flynet]

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Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the “Monuments Men” Premiere


Jessica and I are flying to New York today, so as of this writing, nothing had shown up on the Internet yet to explain why Bill Murray attended the Monuments Men premiere with a massive head wound. Somewhere, a gopher is probably rubbing its hands together with gloaty glee.

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Black Gowns


I came away from the Globes thinking about all the pops of color, but it turns out there was a lot of Voldemort’s favorite there also.

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Emmy Awards Well Played, Generally: A Sprinkling of Dudes


Let’s take a break from all the stress of gowns that are fug, or fab, or someplace in between, and instead do some cleansing ogling.

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Behind the Candelabra Premiere


Welcome back, Sharon Stone.

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