Fugger: Marisa Tomei

Fugs and Fabs: Solids at the Independent Spirit Awards

And we can put THIS sucker to bed, at last. Come for the ScarJo, stay for some Kristens, formal pajamas, and the new Supergirl.

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Oscars Fug Carpet: Marisa Tomei in Azzaro Couture

Okay. I could not pretend to put this up to a vote. But the truth of the matter is that, as wacky as this is, she looks REALLY GOOD in it:


And don’t get me wrong. It IS wacky. It’s like a chef’s apron had a baby with harem pants and she decided to pop a feather boa on it. But she still somehow looks like a very cool girl at a New York cocktail party, the one who you assume with be super super mean to you, but who actually is totally happy to stand in the corner and eat all the cheese puffs with you, while narrating who at the party is the biggest jerk, and what she thinks is going to happen next season on Downton, the friend who you introduce to your other friends by saying, “this is my friend Marisa. She wears crazy pants, but she’s actually really nice!”

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Fugs and Fabs: The Gotham Film Awards

All hail SWINTON. (And you should probably read this GQ profile of her, anointing her their Woman of the Year. First off, it’s extremely SWINTON-y and wonderful, and second, the fact that GQ has named TS and not, say, Kate Upton as their Woman of the Year pleases me. [No offense to Kate Upton.]) Beyond SWINTON, I’ve also got some Hamm for you here, so Gyllenhaal, some Tomei, a bit of Moore…a VARIETY of celebs. Join me in judgement.

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Fugs and Fabs: Actors at the Fragrance Foundation Awards

This might be my favorite outfit on Gwendoline Christie ever. I heart you, Brienne of Tarth.

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Fugs and Fabs: “The Normal Heart” Premiere

What in the ever-living effing smackballs is going on with Brad Pitt?

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My Cousin Fug

There is a rumor that Marisa Tomei is pregnant, and while she says no, I feel like she needs SOME KIND of excuse for this dress:

Here are some suggestions:

1) “I ate an entire pizza for dinner and it was DELICIOUS. But now I am bloated.”

2) “Joe Pesci finally collected on that bet.”

3) “I’m working on a line of my own clothing, called Bedsheet Bombshells, and this is the first prototype. We’ve got some work to do still.”

4) “I am actually sleepwalking right now.”

5) “Uh, on second thought, maybe I AM pregnant. Yeah. I am.”

6) “I’ve developed a rare disorder where I break out in hives if anything touches my waist.”

7) “Hello, May is National Caftan Month in honor of Bea Arthur’s birthday on May 13th. You’re welcome.”