Fugger: Marisa Tomei

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There is a rumor that Marisa Tomei is pregnant, and while she says no, I feel like she needs SOME KIND of excuse for this dress:

Here are some suggestions:

1) “I ate an entire pizza for dinner and it was DELICIOUS. But now I am bloated.”

2) “Joe Pesci finally collected on that bet.”

3) “I’m working on a line of my own clothing, called Bedsheet Bombshells, and this is the first prototype. We’ve got some work to do still.”

4) “I am actually sleepwalking right now.”

5) “Uh, on second thought, maybe I AM pregnant. Yeah. I am.”

6) “I’ve developed a rare disorder where I break out in hives if anything touches my waist.”

7) “Hello, May is National Caftan Month in honor of Bea Arthur’s birthday on May 13th. You’re welcome.”

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Fug or Fab: Marisa Tomei


If I were wearing this, I’d look like the frumpy ceramics teacher at your Vermont all girls boarding school circa 1981:

But Marisa Tomei might be leaning closer to being a free-spirited and glamorous ceramics teacher at your Vermont all girls boarding school circa 1981. It’s a very important distinction.

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[Photo: WENN]

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Oscar Jumpsuits Fugs or Fabs: Bonnie Wright and Marisa Tomei


Someone the other day worried that I was losing my hardline stance on The Evil of Jumpsuits and now I’m a little scared that after several long years of fighting the hard fight, that might be true.

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Fugs and Fabs: Elizabeth Taylor Bulgari Event


If you’re going to an Elizabeth Taylor event at Bulgari, wouldn’t you wear your fanciest caftan and most tremendous bejeweled turban? I would. And of course I would bring my talented, alcoholic sometimes-husband, so I would have someone at whom to throw my drink at the end of the night. There were no turbans at this event, but here’s hoping someone got a drink tossed face-wards.

[Photos: Getty]

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Fugs, Fabs, and Fines: The British Fashion Council Cocktail Party


There were some interesting pants decisions — pancisions? — made at this event.

[Photos: WENN]

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Fugs of March


I told you guys that I worked with Marisa Tomei on a project, once? Her skin was mesmerizingly good. It was a challenging project, and I often wondered, in the course of it, why she wasn’t getting more acting work. So I feel validated that she’s been in a ton of movies lately. And I feel as if she’s paying me back for my concern about her acting career by giving me material for this here website:

It’s like the high-class version of the Infinite Dress. No matter where you look, THERE’S A NEW PIECE OF SOMETHING OR OTHER STICKING OUT OF IT. Cuffs! Skirts! A sweater! A belt! A collar!  Another skirt! A skirt within a skirt, wrapped in a mystery, rolled in an enigma, covered in bacon! IT NEVER ENDS.

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