Fugger: Marion Cotillard

Fug or Fab: Marion Cotillard


Of this style, I noted, “Looking like your butt is on backward is hot for spring,” and, “Is that in PLACE OF a purse?”

I enjoy calling myself out on the opinions I had that end up changing, but honestly, I’m not sure how else I’m supposed to feel about this. I like the stripes; she looks like a ribbon wheel in Candy Spelling’s wrapping room. But as for the shape, it doesn’t matter that she’s Marion Cotillard and she’s gorgeous and she’s got a dreamy figure; in this, she is simply a very lovely woman who looks like she’s caught Ass Backward Syndrome. And not even in a way that permits overeager snack consumption, because it starts at her pelvis. So if it’s NOT Ass Backward Syndrome, it’s Vagina Inflatada.

She did better elsewhere:

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Fug or Fab: Marion Cotillard


Well, I personally LOVE this — at least the dress portion of the evening — but I feel that there might be those of you out there who worry that she’s wearing a Jiffy Pop poof. That’s why we’re putting it to a vote.

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[Photos: Getty]

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Fug or Fab the Covers: The Elle Women In Hollywood Issue


For its Women in Hollywood issue, Elle picked a bunch of different cover subjects, with varying degrees of photographic success. I love a multi-cover. Let’s dig in, shall we?

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[Photos: Elle]

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Fug Ties


This is a picture of Marion Cotillard looking great.

Jessica and I were saying that this is our dream self — casual and effortless-looking, yet still chic. It’s the delusion we want to have about what we look like, before we accidentally look in a mirror and realize we are not actually groovy French ladies with amazing, amazing shoes.

Anyway, this photo is intended as the happy place to which you can retreat after you see the next picture:

gird your loins

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Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Marion Cotillard


Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry was dating that girl who looked amazing in one light and hideous in the next? So half the time he was delighted and the other half he was horrified? That’s kind of how I feel about the rest of Marion’s Cannes wardrobe — sometimes about the same outfit at the same time. It’s personally confusing.

[Photos: Getty and BauerGriffin]

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Cannes (Mostly) Well Played, Marion Cotillard


In which Marion continues to get the cream of the Dior crop. Is this because she’s French?

[Photos: Getty]

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