Fugger: Marion Cotillard

Fug and Bone


This might not be fugly, exactly, but it’s not stunning enough for me either.

The skirt might’ve been onto something,  and in life I am not opposed to lapels, but… I’m snoring right now. Actual letter Zs are leaking out my nose. Maybe it’s because Marion is so freaking pretty, or maybe it’s because she’s talented and yet last thing I saw her in was the Batman movie in which she was actually sort of terrible and that left a sad taste in my soul, but: I always want her to dazzle me. This feels like she stole it from Helen Mirren’s reject pile.

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Rust and Fug


Just the other day Jessica and I were discussing what’s going to happen when we’re batty old biddies who wear sequined turbans and feign an interest in learning bridge and run our own rogue, drunken, taunty octogenarian bingo team called The O Faces. We’re going to be awesome, in our own minds. And for the really formal occasions, we will shuffle around in tents like this.

If we could shrinky-dink that overlay onto her lovely figure, I might love it. And if I could steal it and save it for when The O Faces go to Bingo Prom, I would. Anything in between seems crazy.

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Fug or Fab: Marion Cotillard


I think Marion Cotillard is so so pretty. And I get where this is going — it’s the subdued older relation of Emilia Clarke’s Emmy dress and, I think, also the more successful one — but that doesn’t mean I necessarily want to go along. I’m scared that it’s taking me to 50 Shades Of Demi Moore’s Bike-Shorts Oscar Dressville, and everyone is miserable there.

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Infugtion


This is severely underwhelming.

Pretty fabric, but why is the bodice being so relentlessly awful to her? Did she offend it? Did she steal its lunch out of the work fridge, or eat a tuna melt at its desk and then leave behind a soiled napkin? The droop it’s imposing may explain why her head appears to have decided against styling itself: some kind of cranial protest.

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Well Played, Marion Cotillard


She really gets it right sometimes.

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Fug or Fab: Marion Cotillard


I was all ready to give this a thumbs-up.

I mean, I swoon for the color of that skirt, and although the shoes aren’t my particular flavor of gin, they seemed to tie into the outfit fairly well. Plus, you know, neck sparkles! Kelly green! It’s a good life.

Unfortunately, the shoes do have a LITTLE more in common with the top than I previously realized:

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