Fugger: Marion Cotillard

The Dark Fug Rises


OH MY GOD. Why is this HAPPENING TO ME RIGHT NOW?

WORDS. This is like what would happen if your gym clothes became sentient and announced, “goddammit, we are going to a formal event. NONE OF YOU CAN STOP US.” We needed to stop them, you guys.

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Fug and Fab the Marrakech Diors


Another day, another Dior. Between Catching Fire, the upcoming American Hustle events (unless J.Lawr skips all of them due to Junket Fatigue) and whatever Marion Cotillard and Patricia Clarkson are promoting in Marrakech, that label is everywhere right now. For better or worse. In the case of Clarkson, better; for Cotillard, the latter.

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Fug or Fab: Marion Cotillard


Of this style, I noted, “Looking like your butt is on backward is hot for spring,” and, “Is that in PLACE OF a purse?”

I enjoy calling myself out on the opinions I had that end up changing, but honestly, I’m not sure how else I’m supposed to feel about this. I like the stripes; she looks like a ribbon wheel in Candy Spelling’s wrapping room. But as for the shape, it doesn’t matter that she’s Marion Cotillard and she’s gorgeous and she’s got a dreamy figure; in this, she is simply a very lovely woman who looks like she’s caught Ass Backward Syndrome. And not even in a way that permits overeager snack consumption, because it starts at her pelvis. So if it’s NOT Ass Backward Syndrome, it’s Vagina Inflatada.

She did better elsewhere:

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Fug or Fab: Marion Cotillard


Well, I personally LOVE this — at least the dress portion of the evening — but I feel that there might be those of you out there who worry that she’s wearing a Jiffy Pop poof. That’s why we’re putting it to a vote.

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Fug or Fab the Covers: The Elle Women In Hollywood Issue


For its Women in Hollywood issue, Elle picked a bunch of different cover subjects, with varying degrees of photographic success. I love a multi-cover. Let’s dig in, shall we?

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Fug Ties


This is a picture of Marion Cotillard looking great.

Jessica and I were saying that this is our dream self — casual and effortless-looking, yet still chic. It’s the delusion we want to have about what we look like, before we accidentally look in a mirror and realize we are not actually groovy French ladies with amazing, amazing shoes.

Anyway, this photo is intended as the happy place to which you can retreat after you see the next picture:

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