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VMAs Fugs and Fabs: Ladies in Black and White


Okay, Lucy Hale’s has pink in it. But it’s so CHEERFUL, so¬†it’s our lead-off hitter. Look at me, dangerously breaking the rules a mere half-hour before the Emmys red carpet starts! It’s bedlam ALREADY! WHAT WILL HAPPEN TOMORROW.

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Fug or Fab the Cover: Lucy Hale on Cosmopolitan


Well, I definitely like the overall look of this cover.

Cosmopolitan September 2014: Lucy Hale

By which I mean, the blue-on-blue, and how the cover fonts all look very clean and well laid-out. That part all works for me, although I am unclear as to how this particular issue offers me better sex than all the OTHER issues that purport to have ways to blow my mind. Were they all lies? And wait, I just saw those orgasm emojis. I might recant my affections. I am too old and cranky to speak in pictures. The potential death of the written word is going to stress me out now. If there were any kids on my lawn right now, I would order them off of it.

ANYWAY: For a sex issue, Lucy Hale’s bedhead seems appropriate — she actually does look kind of like she just romped in a limo. Possibly a time-traveling one that deposted her here from the set of Cocktail, though, because¬†that dress is really pretty atrocious. It looks like it cost five dollars, which gives it an unfriendly aura of being a cheap sex issue. Her face, though, is arresting and lovely, and it’s to her credit that I keep looking at that instead of trying to figure out what that giant open wound of a furbelow is doing on her right shoulder.

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Teen Choice Award Fug and Fabs: The Cast of Pretty Little Liars


In fairness, this is not the entire cast of PLL — Ashley Benson and Troian Bellisario were absent; I assume they are off making a giant PowerPoint presentation to explain to one another WTF is happening on their show at the moment — but we’ve got at least fifty percent. That’s…okay, that’s a failing grade, but whatever.

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Well Played: The Liars at the Pretty Little Liars 100th Episode Celebration


The Main Four really kind of brought it to this event.

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Billboard Music Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else


And when I say “everyone,” I do not mean Beyonce, nor Rihanna, nor Miley, nor most of the other people you might expect or hope for, because these suckers felt pretty wildly underattended.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Pretty Little Liars Season Finale


I have been lousy about keeping up with the recaps of the actual episodes, some of which is because they’ve stopped changing clothes as much, and then they had one whole episode where — for the dumbest convoluted reasons — they were in wedding gowns the whole time, and the plot is so full of I Can’t Even that they’re easy to mush together into an omnibus. But the big season finale was last night, so eventually I’ll do a roundup to close out the season. In the meantime, let’s see what they THEMSELVES wore to fete the end of another confusing tangle of plot.

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