Fugger: Lindsay Lohan

Fug or Fine: Lindsay Lohan

I know many of us have strong feelings about this girl — from “Please pull it together” to “please stop writing about her” to “please do anything other than whatever it is you are currently doing” — but none of that changes the fact that, in her bid for renewed legitimacy, she’s back on the scene with Liz & Dick. Let’s see if Lindsay helped her cause at the premiere.

The movie, by the way, debuts on Lifetime on Sunday, and promises to be a complete hellstorm. So clear your calendars, check your local listings, and stock up on — as Alex Trebek would say — potent potables. We aim to live-tweet it at @fuggirls, and will keep you posted on that.

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[Photos: Getty]


Fug Girls

If we start a petition and call it, LINDSAY LOHAN STOP MESSING WITH YOUR FACE, SERIOUSLY, she will pay any attention to us?

Because I am willing to try anything at this point.


Fug the Poster: Lindsay Lohan

Okay, I mean, first of all, I obviously can’t wait to Fug the Fromage of this shitshow:

No offense, Lifetime: I am just assuming it’s going to be a shitshow because…Lindsay. And I basically WANT it to be a shitshow. If it’s surprisingly great, of course I will be thrilled, because I secretly would love it if LiLo would stop driving around clipping pedestrians with her Porsche and getting kicked out of hotels carrying a $46,000 magazine and PPV fee, and go back to being an actress rather than a cautionary tale. But the worst case for this movie — and for Lifetime — will be if it’s mediocre. People are going to tune in (IN DROVES, I suspect) hoping for a total scenery-chewing clusterfiasco (this blog is rated PG-13) and Lifetime wins if that happens, OR if it’s surprisingly actually good. They lose if it’s serviceable. So, Lifetime, if the movie is looking decent but not fantastic in the edit bay right now, my advice is to start throwing in all of Lindsay’s worst takes.

All that being said, I actually think this poster is kind of smart. Is it really, REALLY on the nose in attempting to compare Lindsay to Liz? Yes. Is it kind of offensive to compare Hot Ass Mess Miss Lohan to Liz Taylor, who had serious personal problems but who was ALWAYS a consummate pro at work? I am pretty sure Taylor is digging her way out of her grave with a diamond-encrusted shovel right now so that she can march into someone’s office and throw a martini into the face of the person who approved that idea. Is it eye-catching? Yes. Does Linds look serviceably Elizabeth-y? Sure. Am I chomping at the bit to set my DVR? Yes. So….well done, Lifetime. BRING IT.


Liz and Fug

You guys! I just realized something:

While Lilo was running around driving her car into things, having her passport “stolen,” kicking around in jail, and blaming everyone else for all her problems, maybe she LITERALLY didn’t get the memo about the whole Leggings Are Not Pants thing. Because, you know, we couldn’t FIND her. Was she in jail? Was she speeding down PCH? Was she in the South of France pretending she wasn’t thinking about just staying there forever? HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW? This explains so much. I actually feel better.


Liz & Fug

I am going to need some help understanding this.

Although maybe it’s better if I don’t. Maybe trying to comprehend ANYTHING about this garment, or what may or may not lie beneath it, is brain-cell homicide. I may just go find an eye-wash station somewhere and then self-medicate with M&Ms and pretend that none of this ever happened.

[Photo: Splash]


Guess the Fugger

Wow. God bless the Total Recall premiere, because other than that, it is thin on the ground out there, folks. Everyone, much like us, appears to be holed up inside watching water polo and judo and women’s soccer by day, and then spending the night with Bob Costas and a bottle of wine and some naked man abs. Clearly, I cannot blame them. But it means we have to dig a little deeper here at GFY. So let’s try and make it interesting, at least, and see if you can figure out who’s wearing this.

Truly, this is a beautiful and timeless garment — a collector’s item, a gallery piece. Observe the high-quality denim, genuine square-shaped interior pockets, and exemplary structural integrity of this remarkable piece of denim. The ratio of fabric to skin is in the covetable 60-40 zone, the zipper is covering up the labial zone with an almost-perfect success rate, and each worn strand of fabric is soft as the hair of an electrocuted angel. We may never see its equal.

which blessed starlet owns this cherished piece?