Fugger: Lil' Kim

New York Fugshion Week: Lil’ Kim

Ever wondered what a bottle of Pepto Bismol would look like if it had even less subtlety, and mated with an insect of some kind?


VMA Fug Carpet: Lil’ Kim

I was going to compliment Lil’ Kim on her relative modesty this year, considering that only 98 percent of the total acreage of her breasts was visible to the public. Not a nipple in sight. But then I caught a full-body shot of her arrival:

In that dress she looks like some kind of deranged peacock-turned-synchronized swimmer. Also:

Dear Lil’ Kim:

Congratulations. You have a vagina. But you know what? So do I. Yet when I’m in public it somehow, magically, manages to stay inside my pants. If you would like some tips on vaginal concealment, I suggest that you contact some professionals — like, say, Diane Keaton’s stylist. I think that person could teach you a lot.



Can I Get A Fug Fug?

The thing I like best about Lil’ Kim is her delicate grasp of decorum and modesty.