Fugger: Lil' Kim

VMA Fug Carpet: Lil’ Kim


I was going to compliment Lil’ Kim on her relative modesty this year, considering that only 98 percent of the total acreage of her breasts was visible to the public. Not a nipple in sight. But then I caught a full-body shot of her arrival:

In that dress she looks like some kind of deranged peacock-turned-synchronized swimmer. Also:

Dear Lil’ Kim:

Congratulations. You have a vagina. But you know what? So do I. Yet when I’m in public it somehow, magically, manages to stay inside my pants. If you would like some tips on vaginal concealment, I suggest that you contact some professionals — like, say, Diane Keaton’s stylist. I think that person could teach you a lot.

Yikes,
Heather

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The thing I like best about Lil’ Kim is her delicate grasp of decorum and modesty.

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