Fugger: Lea Michele

Fug or Fab: Kate and Lea

KATE: Hi, Lea. Have you heard the rumors that I hate you?

LEA: Silliness!

KATE: Absurdity!

LEA: Nonsensical musings!

KATE: Ludicrous lexicography!

LEA: Wackadaisical textual fib fireworks!

KATE: Okay, fine, GOD, you don’t have to be all showy about it.

Lea first (just the way she'd like it):

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Fug the Cover: Lea Michele

It’s not her fault. But I CAN’T EVEN.

Is it weird that I would be more on board with this if she were actually wearing an actual cat costume? Is is also weird that the shorts, and the eyeliner, bother me more than the cat ears? Does it make a difference if I tell you that I wear a knit cap in winter sometimes that HAS little cat ears knitted on the top of it? But that actually that cap — which I love — sort of makes me look like I’m wearing a very subtle knit Batman cap, which is a thing I think almost everyone ought to do, because Batman is awesome? And that said Batman toque is literally the only thing I’ve ever worn that has caused New Yorkers to do a double take, like, have have you seriously never seen a girl in knit cap that sort of subtly¬† looks like Batman’s cowl, fools? This is New York city. There is a woman over there dressed like Jesus. (No one cares when I wear this hat in Los Angeles.) Also: what the hell am I even talking about? Oh, right: if we’re all supposed to start wearing that makeup now…well, I guess I just got back twenty minutes of eye makeup removal time every night before bed. I plan to use it to fight crime. Obviously.


Fug or Fab: Lea Michele and Cory Monteith

Well, they’re definitely cute together, and they seem happy — and also as if they are using the same colorist.

But I’m not loving his tattered work boots. I’m sure it’s A Look that he quite fancies — the idea that he’s hip but also edgy, man –but the pieces together don’t seem to fit. I’m not sure that necktie plus vest plus untucked shirt plus grey jeans plus work boots from District 12 adds up to a finished ensemble, so much as it equals, “Aw, hellfire, I forgot about this thing and now I’m going to be super late. What’s clean?”

Let’s take on Lea next:

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Fug and Fab the TCAs: FOX Party

It’s been a really long time since I watched Bones. Is it on its last legs? Is that why Tamara Taylor is in full HELLO YES HERE I AM EVERYONE mode?

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Teen Choice Awards Fabs and Fugs: Sparkly and Short

Also known as, the post where I alternately covet everything shiny and display an inability to deal with Kids Getting Older and wanting to show off more of their thighs. I’ll try to stay rational. FOR YOU.

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Fugs and Fabs: Glee at ComicCon

I love that, with the continued proliferation of panels for shows like Glee, ComicCon has basically widened its net to PopCultureCon, or SomeMoviesAndThenOtherTVShowsWeReallyWantYouToWatch-BecauseTheyAren’tCheapToMakeCon.¬†And I am forever grateful for it. I know summer is a huge movie season, but for some reason it also feels like a fallow period for fuggery sometimes. Maybe I’m just projecting my own desire to be on vacation all the time upon the celebrities whom I hope will never take vacations so I can look at their pants.

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