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Fugs and Fabs: The FOX Upfronts


The big news is, of course, American Idol being put to death. They had better get Simon back for one episode or else that’s a total waste of an exit. And The X-Files will be back in January for its six-episode limited run, and apparently Scully will have blonde hair in it [WAIT I misunderstood! It was just a picture of the two of them so it might just be her Hannibal hair and not a creative choice. HOWEVER, the rest stands] I know Jessica will have ALL of the feelings about that, but I firmly believe Dana Scully as a redhead is part of the canon and I am not sure I will accept any alternatives. Perhaps at the end of the first hour, Scully can show up at Mulder’s door with a fresh dye job and be like, “Are you RED-y to rumble?” Yes.

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Fugs and Fabs: Coachella, Weekend One


Prepare yourself for denim short shorts, an avalanche of flowered crowns, a preponderance of fringe, and one UNHOLY ALLIANCE. I miss Vanessa Hudgens.

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Fugs and Fines and Fabs: A Variety of Paleyfests


Paleyfest is, for those of you who don’t know, a series of panels featuring the casts of various popular TV shows held at the Paley Center every year. I’ve never been to one — although I did drive past the Paley Center one year while the Dallas one was getting underway and saw Larry Hagman in his ten-gallon hat, posing with Lindy Grey, and, yes, it was transcendent — but rumor has it they are very entertaining. Also, people wear outfits to them. Let’s eyeball them.

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Fug or Fab: Lea Michele


Thank you, Lea Michele, for not wearing beige shoes with this jumpsuit.

Family Equality Council's 2015 Los Angeles Awards Dinner

And I actually might not hate the jumpsuit itself. (I don’t know, you guys. Awards season just ended. I’m tired. I’ve lost the will to fight against the Scourge of the Jumpsuit. Go out in all your jumpsuits now, celebrities! Jumpsuit it up! Jumpsuits for everyone!) But I feel like we need to talk about whatever Lea’s hair and makeup team decided to do to her, here. Are they ALSO tired? That might explain a lot, actually. “Lea, I’m really tired from awards season. Can we just comb your hair over your brows and also your lashes so I don’t have to deal with them?” “Sure.” “Thanks, you’re a peach.”

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Golden Globes Fugs and Fab: Ladies in Red


In case you needed an earworm this afternoon, HERE’S LADY IN RED. You are so welcome.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Hollywood Reporter Women in Entertainment Breakfast


weords*

*I’M NOT EVEN TYPING WORDS ANYMORE. I am the WEORST.

Anyway. IN SHORT. Lea Michele went to a business breakfast in a strapless dress. FOR REAL.

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Who Fugged It More at amfAR: January Jones in Tom Ford vs. Lea Michele in Versace


These two seem to have been the only ones who went with Nude And Shiny at the amfAR Gala, and I love a mighty duel, so why not pit them against each other? I trust everyone is holding their swords in their dominant hands, ladies. Let’s make it a fair fight.

Lea Michele in Versace

Lea’s Versace is about as basic as it comes. And if it had continued as it began, we might be throwing her in with the lightbox dump and saying, “Sure, why not,” because it would be slinky and pretty if not a world-enflamer. But that dumpy milky-tea-colored fabric at the bottom is like an admission of defeat. By someone. SOMEBODY stopped caring. Brown paper bags are for malt liquor, not legs.

January, at least, has nothing in common with Colt 45:

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