Fugger: Lauren Alaina

Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the CMAs


Gotta love a Hump Day awards show.

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CMTs: More Fugs and Fabs


Clare here was one of Nashville‘s only representatives at the CMTs, but with fug like that, I don’t need anyone else. Bless you, little twee May Princess who doesn’t know it turned into June.

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CMA Awards Fug Carpet: Lauren Alaina


I don’t have a problem with the dress itself, although holy cats, that is more makeup than a young thing needs.

But that necklace is CRAZY. It’s like a ten-ton lapping tongue. It looks like the kind of thing someone on a TV shopping show would describe with a lot of words like “diamante” and “emeraldiste” and “rubyite” before amazing you with its $99.99 price tag.

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Fugs and Fabs of the BMI Country Awards


I feel like there are more awards shows for country music than there are Duane Reades in New York; there is seemingly a gala every week. I’ve never even heard of this one! At first, I automatically translated it as the Body Mass Index Country Awards, and I thought, “my god, that is RUDE.”

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CMT Fug Carpet: Lauren Alaina


Well, at least she’s stopped insisting on wearing cowboy boots with ABSOLUTELY everything, just for variety. And the pink party dress is very nice.

But SWEET LORD, girl, your head should not look like it came out of a Dairy Queen machine.

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