Fugger: Lana del Rey

Fugs and Fines of Coachella: Second Weekend


The second verse is not QUITE the same as the first, sadly. Or fortunately?

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Lana Del Fug


Lana here is leaving a Courtney Love concert at the Troubadour, so  yeah, fair play, there’s no need to get hyper-fancy on us — and in fact insane might even be the appropriate way to go.

But a plaid shirt, abdominal lash extensions, and pants that are basically the same as the ones that won Fug Madness 2012 for Vanessa Hudgens… this is a pretty toxic cocktail of fug. It may be dangerous to be out and about in public at this level of fugtoxication. Can we invent a breathalyzer for fashion?

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Fugs and Fabs: The Ladies of the Cannes Opening Ceremony


Come for the Junior Knowles; stay for two fug favorites who MAY have left their signature nonsense at home. LADIES. CANNES IS NOT THE TIME TO CLEAN UP ONE’S ACT.

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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Lana Del Rey


I would have loved to have seen Lana Del Rey’s original outfit.

You know, the one she had on BEFORE she dragged a cater waiter underneath the table, made passionate love to him on the carpet, then purloined his jacket and the tablecloth to try and hide the fact that her ruined dress lay in sex-damp tatters amid a pile of crab bites and crumbled organic free-range gluten-free yeast-free no-carb dinner rolls.

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Met Ball Fugs and Fabs: The Last Four People In My Lightbox


In which WE ARE FINALLY DONE. I’m sure I missed someone by accident, but it’s too late now. MWA HA HA. I AM FREE. And also newly enamored of Emily Blunt. So in that sense I am still imprisoned… by my girl crush.

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Lana Del Fug


Sigh.

Just when I thought the worst decision Lana Del Rey could make was the one where she chose to date Axl Rose, she had to go and wear this to prove me wrong.

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