Fugger: Lady Gaga

Fugly Gaga


Lady Gaga has been back on the radar for, like, an hour, and I’m ALREADY OVER HER again.

And I was JUST thinking to myself how nice it is that she’d been doing some photos and whatnot looking more like her natural self. I was referring mostly to her FACE. I did not mean that I needed to see ALL OF HER NATURAL SELF. BEDAZZLED BODY CONDOMS ARE NOT CLOTHES.

It gets worse, and please know that this is probably not safe for work.

le sigh

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Just Fug!


This must be Lady Gaga’s current favorite bra. We’ve all got one. I mean, mine is from Target and I try not to wear it as outerwear, but there’s something to be said for, uh, lingerie loyalty? (Seriously, Target bras are secretly kinda good.) That being said, I feel like I just saw an episode of Project Runway wherein Zac Posen wisely pointed out that turning a racer-back into a racer-front is rarely a good idea. No matter HOW much you love that bra:

On the other hand, I actually think she looks great without all the wigs and headdresses and eye-patches and glitter and faux bone spurs and all that other crap she’s usually wearing. Like, I’m not wild about your outfit, Gaga, but I do like seeing your face.

[Photo: WENN]

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Little Fugsters


If I may borrow from Poltergeist II trailer:

They’re ba-aaaack.

[Photo: Splash]

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Fug the Concert: Lady Gaga


Because on Inauguration Day, nothing says HOORAY FOR DEMOCRACY like Lady Gaga a) spanking someone while wielding (and possibly desecrating) a flag, and b) EMERGING FROM AN INFLATABLE VAGINA.

It’s not a GOOD inflatable vagina — can you believe we live in a world where the quality of one’s blow-up bits is analyzed? –but it’s there, and you may want to skip to slide three if you don’t want to know and/or you’re at work.

[Photos: Splash News]

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Fugs and Fab-Adjecent: Lady Gaga


Weirdly, some of this works for me. Not as well as it worked for Liz Hurley, though.

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Lady Fuga


Coming this fall on Downton Gaga:

I can’t wait for when the Dowager Countess of Grantham gets a load of this with those shoes. The scandal! The tea sandwiches and cocked eyebrows will FLY.

[Photo: Splash]

 

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