Fugger: Kylie Minogue

Kickily Played: Kylie Minogue at the BRIT Awards


This is not the best picture of Joshua Sasse, but please trust me when I tell you that he is EXTREMELY dreamy, which I learned from watching Galavant on ABC — a show I am deeply in love with, and the fact that it likely will not return for a third season SHOULD NOT DETER YOU AT ALL from checking out the first two seasons. It’s abundantly charming, it will make you fall in love with Timothy Omundson (Psych) if you weren’t already, and will reward you greatly for your trouble. Also, each season is only eight half-hour episodes. Easy. Please treat yourself. Only season 1 is streaming right now, but season two just ended, so it’ll turn up soon.

Anyway, Kylie guested on episode 1 of the second season, and she and Joshua promptly started dating and are now engaged, to which I offer a HEARTY congratulations to BOTH of them because that is some smart sharking right there.

Brit Awards 2016 - Red Carpet Arrivals

As for this outfit, it’s totally goofy. The hat reminds me vaguely of her first album cover, in a way that makes me smile, and I appreciate the green shoe even if I also think it looks a bit weird with this dress. I am not sure Hipster Prom Ballerina is entirely her jam, but she’s giving it her adorable best anyway. I think I’m also influenced by the afterglow of learning that two good-looking people I like are in love with each other.

Brit Awards 2016 - Show

Then Kylie put on this Ralph & Russo confection, which looks like when a box of Kleenex starts to explode on you a bit. However, it’s also very LOVELY, which helps, and high praise to this tiny tiny human being (is she even 5’1″?) for not being completely swallowed by it. Now excuse me, for I need to go listen to “I Should Be So Lucky” on repeat, which was my ultimate pop jam the year she released it.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Winter Coats


It’s COAT PORN SEASON, everyone.

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Fugs and Fabs: The ARIA Awards


The ARIA Awards are the Australian Recording Industry Association Music Awards, and I think I ask this question every year, but I believe they’re like the Australian Grammys? Regardless, they have brought out some crazy on the red carpet, and for that I am truly thankful.

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Fugs and Fabs: Lancome 80th Anniversary Party


We already saw Lupita from this party; turns out she was the only one sparkling in a metallic, and everyone else dressed in red or black, and I don’t mean the song from Les Mis.

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Can’t Get You Out of My Fug: Kylie Minogue


Psst, Kylie. Kylie:

'Jean Paul Gaultier Exhibition' Photocall

You’ve got your silk sheets stuck to the front of your shapewear!

…Okay, sure. I guess you can try to just work it. I don’t know if that’s humanly possible, but if anyone can carry it off, I suppose it’s you. (PS: No one can carry this off.)

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Oscars Fugs and Fabs: Greens, Blues, and Purples


Not enough of any of these — never enough! — but still a nice showing.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the British Fashion Awards


I’m starting to wonder if I would even recognize Posh if I saw her from the other side. It’s like a yeti sighting. It never happens.

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