Fugger: Kylie Minogue

Well Played, Kylie Minogue in Roberto Cavalli

In which we praise Kylie’s twirly red dress, fabulous accessories, metallic shoes, and handsome fiance.

Additionally, if you were wondering whether or not you wanted to see the scene they were filming together on Galavant when they met, the answer is YES:

THAT is a story for your grandchildren.

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Fug or Fab: Kylie Minogue in Dolce and Gabbana

I love Kylie and want the best for her in all things — which she is getting romantically, as she’s engaged to hot hot hot Galavant himself, Joshua Sasse (who, not for nothing, is 28 to her 47 and can get it) — and I am not TOTALLY sure this dress counts?

Bocelli And Zanetti Night

We got a better look at it on her Instagram last night, too:

Congrats to everyone on their fantastic work this evening for #bocelliandzanettinight ❤️❤️

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This is one of those looks where I feel like she is working it, and its inherent whimsy works for her, but it might be edging EVER SO CLOSE to looking like a craft project? Having said that…I would be the first person on the sign-up list for Arts and Crafts With Kylie Minogue, so maybe that’s okay.

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Kickily Played: Kylie Minogue at the BRIT Awards

This is not the best picture of Joshua Sasse, but please trust me when I tell you that he is EXTREMELY dreamy, which I learned from watching Galavant on ABC — a show I am deeply in love with, and the fact that it likely will not return for a third season SHOULD NOT DETER YOU AT ALL from checking out the first two seasons. It’s abundantly charming, it will make you fall in love with Timothy Omundson (Psych) if you weren’t already, and will reward you greatly for your trouble. Also, each season is only eight half-hour episodes. Easy. Please treat yourself. Only season 1 is streaming right now, but season two just ended, so it’ll turn up soon.

Anyway, Kylie guested on episode 1 of the second season, and she and Joshua promptly started dating and are now engaged, to which I offer a HEARTY congratulations to BOTH of them because that is some smart sharking right there.

Brit Awards 2016 - Red Carpet Arrivals

As for this outfit, it’s totally goofy. The hat reminds me vaguely of her first album cover, in a way that makes me smile, and I appreciate the green shoe even if I also think it looks a bit weird with this dress. I am not sure Hipster Prom Ballerina is entirely her jam, but she’s giving it her adorable best anyway. I think I’m also influenced by the afterglow of learning that two good-looking people I like are in love with each other.

Brit Awards 2016 - Show

Then Kylie put on this Ralph & Russo confection, which looks like when a box of Kleenex starts to explode on you a bit. However, it’s also very LOVELY, which helps, and high praise to this tiny tiny human being (is she even 5’1″?) for not being completely swallowed by it. Now excuse me, for I need to go listen to “I Should Be So Lucky” on repeat, which was my ultimate pop jam the year she released it.

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Recent Fugs and Fabs: Winter Coats

It’s COAT PORN SEASON, everyone.

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Fugs and Fabs: The ARIA Awards

The ARIA Awards are the Australian Recording Industry Association Music Awards, and I think I ask this question every year, but I believe they’re like the Australian Grammys? Regardless, they have brought out some crazy on the red carpet, and for that I am truly thankful.

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Fugs and Fabs: Lancome 80th Anniversary Party

We already saw Lupita from this party; turns out she was the only one sparkling in a metallic, and everyone else dressed in red or black, and I don’t mean the song from Les Mis.

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Can’t Get You Out of My Fug: Kylie Minogue

Psst, Kylie. Kylie:

'Jean Paul Gaultier Exhibition' Photocall

You’ve got your silk sheets stuck to the front of your shapewear!

…Okay, sure. I guess you can try to just work it. I don’t know if that’s humanly possible, but if anyone can carry it off, I suppose it’s you. (PS: No one can carry this off.)

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