Fugger: Kristen Wiig

Fug or Fab: Kristen Wiig


Never let it be said that Wiig can’t surprise us:

I never thought she had it in her. Two colors AND some detail AND a bright lipstick? It’s like slept with Roy G. Biv and found it mildly pleasurable. And part of me actually feels affectionately toward this crazy thing, with its hip shroud and its nip darts and its strange drapes-like heaviness; the other part of me wants to teleport her to a simpler time when she can plot to murder someone’s ruling monarch and install her nubile young sister on the throne.

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Unfug or Fab: Kristen Wiig


Here’s another one I couldn’t come down on definitively:

Love the bodice, love the shoes, can’t help wondering if the skirt length is stumpifying — and in fact, the skirt itself looks kind of like a mourner’s petticoat, as if it was never supposed to see the light of day, but grief drove her mad, MAD I TELL YOU, and she wandered out of her chambers without reapplying her overskirt. AND FINALLY, I can’t tell if I really want her to wear a dark red lip with this, or if I’m just tired of celebrities wearing ONLY sheer gloss anymore and I’m just pushing against that with all my bloggy might (so, more of a wimpy nudge).

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Fug or Fab: Kristen Wiig


I am beginning to think Wiig is like that friend of a friend of yours who always shows up at parties looks vaguely insane. Like, you really like her every time you see her for Mutual Friend’s Birthday, or whatever, and she seems good at her job and you know from how much she overshares on Facebook that she works for some extremely noble charity and so you have a lot of positive feelings for her considering you don’t really know her, but she also ALWAYS pops up at events looking totally bizarre.

Which is why I looked at this and I was like, “meh, I can live with that:”

I mean, yes. It is a stupid jumpsuit and hasn’t she worn enough stupid jumpsuits to fill a small in-ground swimming pool full of them? If nothing else: snore. Let’s move on. But it’s not the WORST jumpsuit in the swimming pool, it’s CERTAINLY not the most bizarre misstep she’s ever made, and her bracelet is great. As we draw closer to Thanksgiving, let’s be thankful for small favors.

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Fug or Fab: Kristen Wiig


Every time I glance back at this picture, all I see is Mitty, which sounds like a show about someone’s super heroic, gentle cat, who is also a surprisingly capable farmhand.

In this episode of Mitty, granny is too blind to realize her favorite vintage tablecloth — which is actually from Pier 1 and everyone has been lying to her — has been appropriated by her ungrateful visiting relative, and Mitty has to decide whether it’s actually better that way, or if she should draw blood and return that item to the linen cupboard. Personally, I think Mitty should just be grateful that Kristen Wiig is wearing color, and a pattern, and is attempting to do something both cheerful (comparatively) and unusual. But that cat is really freaking protective of granny’s linens and quite frankly might need a hobby.

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The Secret Fug of Walter Mitty


Did you know that Kristen Wiig is actually attempting to break the Guinness Book World Record for Most Dresses That Look Like Boring White Envelopes?

I wasn’t that surprised either.

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The Secret Life of Walter Fugty


Remember the joke Tina Fey made on SNL, about how if she’s not on TV every three weeks a piece of her starts to die? I wonder if that’s the problem Kristen Wiig is having in real life.

Because although her face is still very lovely, her dress suggests a wilting Havisham, as if she is perpetually waiting at the altar for Target Lady or Secret Word or Woman Who Can’t Keep A Secret to show up and sweep her up and ride off into the musty air of Studio 8H. And each time that doesn’t happen, and she has to do a movie that’s not as well-reviewed as Bridesmaids was, she goes a little bit crazy in her mind-attic.

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