Fugger: Kristen Wiig

Fug or Fab: Kristen Wiig


Every time I glance back at this picture, all I see is Mitty, which sounds like a show about someone’s super heroic, gentle cat, who is also a surprisingly capable farmhand.

In this episode of Mitty, granny is too blind to realize her favorite vintage tablecloth — which is actually from Pier 1 and everyone has been lying to her — has been appropriated by her ungrateful visiting relative, and Mitty has to decide whether it’s actually better that way, or if she should draw blood and return that item to the linen cupboard. Personally, I think Mitty should just be grateful that Kristen Wiig is wearing color, and a pattern, and is attempting to do something both cheerful (comparatively) and unusual. But that cat is really freaking protective of granny’s linens and quite frankly might need a hobby.

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The Secret Fug of Walter Mitty


Did you know that Kristen Wiig is actually attempting to break the Guinness Book World Record for Most Dresses That Look Like Boring White Envelopes?

I wasn’t that surprised either.

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The Secret Life of Walter Fugty


Remember the joke Tina Fey made on SNL, about how if she’s not on TV every three weeks a piece of her starts to die? I wonder if that’s the problem Kristen Wiig is having in real life.

Because although her face is still very lovely, her dress suggests a wilting Havisham, as if she is perpetually waiting at the altar for Target Lady or Secret Word or Woman Who Can’t Keep A Secret to show up and sweep her up and ride off into the musty air of Studio 8H. And each time that doesn’t happen, and she has to do a movie that’s not as well-reviewed as Bridesmaids was, she goes a little bit crazy in her mind-attic.

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TIFF Fugs and Fabs: What We Missed


Apparently, there were 288 films at Toronto this year — one LESS than last year. So why does it feel like there were 600 MORE red-carpet screenings?

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Fug or Fab: Kristen Wiig


BEHOLD, the Girl Who Fears Color!

NEVER will she wear a hue on the far end of the Pantone color wheel! NEVER shall she allow an aubergine, a tomato red, or anything else named after a fruit to bedeck her form! NEVER can she be convinced to try a splash of ANYTHING! NEVER use the phrase “a pop of” within her earshot, or fear her wrath! Above all, keep your jewel tones to yourself! (In fairness, perhaps this is better than this.)

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Kristen Fuug


The good news is, Kristen Wiig is pretty and — whether you got sick of all her SNL characters or not — very talented.

The bad news is, that’s the exact expression I had on my face when I saw this. Let’s take a full-frontal look:

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