On Twitter this past week, Lena Dunham noted that she expected to see more “bazonkers snow fashion” at Sundance and I must concur! But don’t worry. There is some bazonkersness within. And there’s also coats, and men with facial hair, and Keanu Reeves. KEANU!
Fugger: Kristen Wiig
In the plus column: Good makeup, and a bracelet that might be made of snakes.
In the minus column: Her fairy godmother was blotto on moonshine, so when she slurred, “Unpleasant sheath,” all Kristen heard was, “Peasant-chic.” The rest is sad history.
I know it seems like this one can’t win with us — she wears a neutral, and we whine; she wears a pattern, and we wail. So I will at least give her credit for the idea, and the fact that I get where she was going with this.
Oh, and the shoe choice. That is clutch; I admire them profoundly. But the outfit itself looks like a cautionary tale for reading the care instructions on your clothes before you wash them yourself.
Something about this parade is weirdly soothing. I’m so relaxed right now.
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