Fugger: Kristen Stewart

Kids’ Choice Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Kristen Stewart


In which K Stew gets Slime-Adjacent, then Self-Slimes.

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Oscars Fug Carpet: Kristen Stewart


Apparently, Kristen Stewart suffered an “unspecified injury” requiring her to be on crutches last night. My totally made-up theory is that she went to the Razzies — which Twilight basically swept — and really whooped it up (the wisest people realize that you have to embrace your Razzies) and then accidentally tripped on a pile of shoes in her bedroom when she got home. Not that I have ever almost broken any limbs tripping over a pile of shoes myself or anything like that.

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Fug or Fab: Kristen Stewart


This might be my favorite outfit she’s worn in weeks:

I love stripes, I love a blazer, and while I might have (okay, definitely would have) worn other shoes, those seem VERY her without actually being her formerly omnipresent Converse.  She can pull off Slouchy Cool so much more easily than Naked McRomper. I feel like this is something that might have been in Lucky back when Lucky was still interesting and substantive, and there is no greater compliment. Sigh.

That being said, is it possible I'm giving her a pass just because her most recent look is so much worse?

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Well Played, Kirsten Dunst/OMG Kristen Stewart


It’s possible she’s just f’ing with us now.

On the other hand, GFY Beloved Kiki Dunst looks great, so maybe we can call this one a draw? You know, emotionally.

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On Fug Road


Perhaps K Stew misread the memo and thought they were going to make her run a marathon, not appear on a telethon:

I just feel like when you are appearing at a benefit for victims of Hurricane Sandy, it is perhaps not the ideal time to sport an ensemble that looks as if it was made entirely out of caution tape. A sense of occasion, after all, is one thing that never goes out of style.

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Fug The Road


Let me begin with how HAPPY I am that Kristen Stewart has another movie out, because I feel like I’ve exhausted every play-on-fug with all the titles on her resume that I remember without the aid of IMDb (and I didn’t want to have to dig up In The Land of Women, because I promise you nobody wants that).

Now let us move on to the formal shorts — and yes, I checked other pictures, and they really do appear to be shorts.

I really do not like the aesthetic here — it’s the blah old black-on-taupe thing, shot through with equally fatiguing lace and a shot of tiresome sideboob. I don’t think this piece adds anything fresh nor delightful to any of those things. Well, perhaps there is one angle: I cannot be completely sure whether those are separates, or all one outfit. We could be in Lingerie-Romperville, an exclusive and very snooty hamlet in Intimates County that doesn’t tax its residents because the personal price of being seen in one is toll enough.

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