Fugger: Kerli

Billboard Music Awards Fug Carpet: Kerli


The Estonian pop singer Kerli has created a label for herself called BubbleGoth, which is pretty much exactly what it sounds like.

To that I say: Nice try. You can call it what you want, child, but we already have a Robyn, and a Minaj, and a Jessie J, and a Ke$ha, and a Li’l Mama, and a Katy Perry, and a Gaga. We don’t need to put them in a blender and garnish with Gund. The orchestra is tired of playing this old song and desperately wants a whiskey break.

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