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SAG Awards Much Better Played: Kelly O and Giuliana


These were two of my least favorites at the Globes, and in fact, Giuliana was Fug Nation’s third-worst dressed person for that event. So HOORAY for their stylists getting it right this time; however, this has me very concerned for both of them that all the fashion mojo was wasted on a red-carpet show nobody watches (and which appeared, cheerfully, to have been produced by inebriated zoo animals), and that come Oscar time we will be back to Questionable City. T-minus one month…

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Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Kelly Osbourne


Even with the purple hair that y’all know I don’t overly love, this photo is absolutely adorable from the neck up…

… and absolute damp, moldy origami everywhere else.

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Fugs, Fabs, and Fines: Everyone Else on the Red Carpet at VH1 Divas


In which Adam Lambert appears to be auditioning for Game of Thrones.

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Fug or Fab: Kelly Osbourne


Are we SERIOUSLY still doing this?

Lavender hair is not a life choice. You are not purple-haired the way someone is blonde or brunette or a redhead (bottle or otherwise) unless you live with the Whos down in the Whoville. I have no beef with Whimsical Hair, really, but BY ITS VERY NATURAL, one does not have Whimsical Hair for like EIGHT YEARS or however long this has been happening. Can’t Joan Rivers intervene?!

As for the dress: (a) I don’t hate it, (b) someone else has worn it but I have NO recollection who it was, and (c) it kind of looks like the wallpaper in the Polo Lounge came to life, but I love that wallpaper so I actually might be okay with it becoming sentient.

What do you think?

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Fugs and Fabs from Cosmopolitan Ultimate Woman Of The Year


Dear Great Britain,

Thank you for being such a good ally to the United States — in this instance, continuing to hold parties and events so that those of us who depend on celebrities leaving the house for writing material aren’t totally arsed out because of that bitch Sandy ruining all of New York’s fun.*

*As a reminder, we’re putting together a post detailing how and where to help victims of the storm.  Remember, the Red Cross needs blood and platelets as well as donations.

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Emmy Awards Fugs and Fabs: Cleaning Out My Lightbox


Were the Emmys underattended this year? It feels like we usually drive this boat until at least Thursday. I guess that’s what happens when they don’t air on FOX and Glee isn’t nominated. That’s about thirty people right there who stay home in their jammies.

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