Fugger: Ke$ha

Coachella Music Fugstival: First Weekend


Otherwise known as Free People Fashion Week, and starring such luminaries as Vanessa Hudgens, Beyonce, Solange, Lorde, Jared Leto, Kellan Lutz, Kate Bosworth, and the Jenner girls and the Willis girls in some truly hideous things.

Speaking of: This was the second Coachella photo I saw. And I tweeted it and said that I was fairly sure it would stand as the stupidest one of all. And then some people gave her some REALLY stiff competition.

Is it still the stupidest one of all?

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If Ke$ha was in costume as Depressed Lady Gaga earlier in the week…

…Then I suppose this has to count as Sleepy Michael Jackson?

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AMAs Fug Carpet: Ke$ha


Well, no wonder Ke$ha looks so depressed.

I would be, too, if my right leg were growing out of my elbow.

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Fugs and Fabs: Banana Republic/L’Wren Scott Event


Well, Banana Republic and Ke$ha do make undeniable sense together. Like peanut butter and scabies.

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Unfug It Up: Ke$ha


You could’ve told me this was Lady Gaga, and it might’ve taken a couple moments for me to question it.

But the thing is, that suit might be fun. It’s CRAZY, and it’s a hell brothel’s powder-room wallpaper, and Elton John probably has a version of it in bellbottoms, but it’s fun. Ke$ha usually hollows out my soul with a blunt spoon, so “fun” is really quite exciting here. HOWEVER: She punted on the shoes, and the shirt is a drag, and the heavy chains, and the sunglasses… Let’s brainstorm a way to sell that suit better. How would you style it so that it sings, rather than screeches? And no, putting it on someone else doesn’t count. Although if GOOP ran into frame and ripped it off Ke$ha’s body and ran into the ladies’ W.C., I’d stick around to see her come out of that bathroom.

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Amid Miley Cyrus’s deep and abiding display of mental sophistication, a lot of other stuff got lost. Let us rectify that.

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