Fugger: Katy Perry

Who Fugged It More: Katy Perry vs Nicole Scherzinger


These two aren’t wearing the same thing, but both DID change from their BRIT Awards ensembles into something vaguely dated and belly-baring. And the Olympics are ending and football season is over, so it’s the time to go crazy.

I’m sure Katy Perry is tired of dressing like something that popped out of a candy factory, but you can clean it up and class it up and still look youthful, which this does not.┬áIf this had been a whole dress, maybe it would’ve worked better for me, but something about splitting it into pieces only emphasizes the musty cut of the top. It makes the sheerness of the skirt bottom look even more desperate — not for eyeballs, necessarily, but as a last-ditch attempt to bring this into today.

Nicole Scherzinger, who in this picture looks kind of like The Mean Kardashian, also went two-piece:

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BRIT Awards: Performance Fugs and Fabs


This see-through, black, slinky Beyonce dress from the Super Bowl wasn’t in our subscription, so I’ve basically been waiting for an excuse to talk about it: She wore it fresh off the similarly nude white lacy Michael Costello from the Grammys, and I was afraid it was the dawning of a really tiresome phase. This dress encourages me that perhaps it’s NOT all about windows for her this season.

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Elle Style Awards Unfug or Fab: Katy Perry


This is Vivienne Westwood, whose gown I think did not fail Katy as much as her wig wrangler did (and if it’s not a wig, then… please fire your hair person, Katy, because it LOOKS like one, and a bad one at that). But let’s discuss.

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Fug or Fab: Katy Perry


She wore four outfits, total, on Grammy night, and that doesn’t include whatever she wore when she wandered into her team’s Styling Vortex. This is the Armani she wore to the post-party, and for me, overall, this lacks any real verve, and Katy Perry is nothing if not vervalicious.

Also, if you were Valentino, and you’d given her not one but TWO dresses hot off the couture runways, and she only wore the second one inside the venue in the shadows for like two hours before it was never to be seen again, wouldn’t you be a little chafed?

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Fugs and Fabs: Grammy Salute To The Beatles


Being a celebrity must be exhausting come awards season time. So many hair-styles and dresses and makeup and manicures and photographs. I mean, it’s not like any of these people are doing back-breaking work re-paving the city streets or fighting fires or saving lives, but they at least probably wish they were at home in their pajamas watching Vanderpump Rules and drinking wine out of the bottle. I suspect this is why at least one of them just said, “oh, forget it. I’m wearing these curtains.”

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Grammy Awards Fug Almost Everything: Katy Perry


Well. At least she isn’t boring.

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Fugs and Fabs: Britney’s Opening Night Audience


I wish more celebs had traipsed to Vegas for Britney’s first show there, but at least the two most famous ones in attendance were up to their usual shenanigans.

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