Fugger: Katy Perry
I actually quite like this fabric, in theory, so it is sad to have to say this:
This might be the most unflattering thing Katy Perry has ever worn, and yes, I say that KNOWING she is a woman who once wore a carousel on stage.
deep and abiding display of mental sophistication, a lot of other stuff got lost. Let us rectify that.
Katy Perry’s new fragrance is called Killer Queen, and I assume, therefore, that it smells like Freddie Mercury (so, showmanship, capes, and tremendous pipes? I could go for that):
This does not explain why she’s dressed like what would have happened had Cher Horowitz been forced to turn to milk-maiding to make rent money.
Is her dress trying to hypnotize me?
I guess we’ll find out when I start dissecting whether I like the hip kerchiefs with the dated white boots (Carrie Diaries, you should call her), and then suddenly I’ve gone from talking sense to clucking like a chicken anytime anyone says the word “hmm.” Bok bok bwooook. Uh-oh.