Fugger: Katie Holmes

Fugson’s Creek: Katie Holmes


This is a “For Your Consideration” Emmy nomination plea/event for Ray Donovan.

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And yet all this says to me is, “I would rather be considering a Mad Men marathon in my bed, with a giant martini.”

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Dawson’s Fug: Katie Holmes in Chanel


I mean, yeah, by the book, these are pants.

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But I prefer to think of them as an abdominal jail cell with legs.

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Fugson’s Creek: Katie Holmes


Her face looks super, and I’d like to think that Katie Holmes might be privately amused that I recently told a friend to “Katie Holmes that shit” in reference to extricating herself from a misguided relationship. The Holmes Extraction from her marriage to Tom Cruise stands the test of time as the most surprisingly bad-ass extrication from Scientology, to the point wherein I sort of suspect Katie’s Dad — who orchestrated the whole thing — might have actually been a CIA operative all along. (I had a friend whose father was in the CIA and once I found that out, a LOT of stuff made sense.)

But while her break-up game is tight….

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…her wardrobe looks, frankly, a bit too much like a wine sack for festive widows.

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High Fugshion: Zac Posen Front Row and Fall 2016 Runway


Way fewer of the fantastical Posen-style Oscar gowns, and more options for business-types. An interesting move. I’ve stuck mostly to the gowns here, for economy’s sake — the gowns are what we would be more likely to encounter on the red carpet — but you can see the full collection here.

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Mostly Fabs: WWD and Variety Stylemaker’s Party


ALL of these people look like they’re going to a party in June — other, perhaps, than Katie Holmes — but it’s a REAL CUTE party.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Fashion Group International Gala


We saw Diane Kruger’s offering; now let’s check out the rest, headlined by The Return of the Biel. (Is their portmanteau Timbielake or is that too confusing?)

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CFDA Meh Carpet: Katie Holmes in Ralph Lauren


I do love olive green, and naps, and this is basically both of those things together:

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It’s… FINE, and she’s dressed, and she brushed her hair, but is this even remotely passing for the best or dreamiest or weirdest (or even riskiest) in fashion on a night meant to honor that? No. My money is on Katie Holmes glancing enviously across the room at Diane Kruger and thinking, “Why? WHY is that never me?” (Which would be awkward, as Diane is with Katie’s off-screen ex and on-screen love, Pacey, but it would be fair to have regrets about that TOO.) Imagine if Katie, just once, showed up in something like that red Prabal, styled with a Kruger-like updo. Our breath would leave our bodies and we’d be like, “FINALLY. IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING.” Instead… still waiting. You can do it, Katie. SURPRISE US. THERE’S STILL TIME.

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