Fugger: Katie Holmes

Fug or Fab: Katie Holmes


All my magazines are intent on reporting this Katie Holmes/Jamie Foxx hookup, which dances around the idea that they’re having sex but don’t care if it goes anywhere. I really wish Katie and Jamie would go ahead and release a joint statement that says, “Yes, we are just nailing. We’re cool with it. We are two consenting adults who have fulfilling lives and are completely content to bang casually when the mood and geography work in our favor.”  Then again, maybe that’s what this face says:

Katie Holmes

The lips say, “I had lipstick on AT ONE POINT but it DISAPPEARED. Perhaps onto SOMEONE ELSE’S FACE.” The dress says that even killer fabrics can be ruined when something is at least a size too small, and cut like a very strange geometry experiment. And the shoes say, “Who CARES? We want to eavesdrop from the bedroom floor while she tells Jamie Foxx all about Scientology.”

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Fug or Fab: Katie Holmes in Marc Cain


I was going to full-out fug this, and then I looked at it, and it’s CRAZY but I might kind of enjoy it?

Katie Holmes leaves a bar after a VIP cocktail party in Berlin

But it might just be the cozy goodness of that coat speaking to me.

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Golden Globes Well Played: Katie Holmes in Marchesa


I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Marchesa gown so completely… chill.

Katie Holmes in Golden Globes 2015

She looks good, right? We were jonesing for Katie to pop out of the Cruise divorce looking insanely stylish and sleek, and instead we got this abominable Kors top and Belle’s dress after the beast accidentally sneezed on it (can you even believe that’s from the same designer as this?) and good lord I just can’t. So while this might not be turning my soul into an inferno, it’s solid and pretty and TWO BRACELETS and her CHEEKBONES and I’ll take it.

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Fugs and Fabs: Valentino Sala Bianca Event


Katie Holmes may need a new stylist. She needs to get people excited about her again, and the stuff she’s wearing lately — even when it’s fine — is not making that happen. At all.

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Fug or Fab: Katie Holmes


I think I want a do-over for her head.

Katie Holmes

The dress is boring, but she at least put a cool jacket with it, and took a stab with the shoes. I even see a bracelet peeking out under one of those sleeves. If we could just get a more alluring lipstick and DEATH TO THE TOPKNOT then I think she’d be onto something for a calm evening screening. I just… that thing is making her head lopsided and I swear it’s trying to pull her left cheekbone up over the top of her head. Mine aches just looking at her temples. Loose waves, Katie. Embrace them.

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Fugson’s Creek: Katie Holmes


Well, her lipstick is fun? Her hair might be good? She seems happy? The book she writes in sixty years about how perfectly she was extracted from Scientology/Tom Cruise is going to be AMAZING? And now that I’d led with the good:

The 2014 Skin Cancer Foundation Gala

I should tell you that I’ve become so inured to The Jumpsuit that I literally just thought to myself, “huh, this might need different shoes.” I’m going to take to my bed now.

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