Fugger: Katie Holmes

Fug or Fab: Katie Holmes in Valentino


I’ve decided that I am sort of into this:

The Cartier Fifth Avenue Grand Reopening Event

This dress is like what would happen if Witches of East End and Grey Gardens had a baby, and while I had no idea how badly I needed that pop culture mash-up until just this moment, the truth is that I’m about to start writing fanfic for it.

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Met Gala Well Played: Katie Holmes in Zac Posen


I have to tell you, when I downloaded the photo I didn’t think I was going to like this.

Katie Holmes

It’s VERY “I’ve Got You, Babe.” Especially when you zoom into the eyelashes.

Katie Holmes

I can just SEE Sonny Bono swaying beside her. But the thing is, I think she looks kind of FANTASTIC like this. And the dress is both extremely pretty, and very different for Zac Posen. If the two of them want to duet like this for all eternity, hand me a tambourine, because I’m on board.

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Fugson’s Creek: Katie Holmes


This is a “For Your Consideration” Emmy nomination plea/event for Ray Donovan.

Katie Holmes

And yet all this says to me is, “I would rather be considering a Mad Men marathon in my bed, with a giant martini.”

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Dawson’s Fug: Katie Holmes in Chanel


I mean, yeah, by the book, these are pants.

Katie Holmes

But I prefer to think of them as an abdominal jail cell with legs.

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Fugson’s Creek: Katie Holmes


Her face looks super, and I’d like to think that Katie Holmes might be privately amused that I recently told a friend to “Katie Holmes that shit” in reference to extricating herself from a misguided relationship. The Holmes Extraction from her marriage to Tom Cruise stands the test of time as the most surprisingly bad-ass extrication from Scientology, to the point wherein I sort of suspect Katie’s Dad — who orchestrated the whole thing — might have actually been a CIA operative all along. (I had a friend whose father was in the CIA and once I found that out, a LOT of stuff made sense.)

But while her break-up game is tight….

"For The Love Of Cinema" Dinner In NYC

…her wardrobe looks, frankly, a bit too much like a wine sack for festive widows.

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High Fugshion: Zac Posen Front Row and Fall 2016 Runway


Way fewer of the fantastical Posen-style Oscar gowns, and more options for business-types. An interesting move. I’ve stuck mostly to the gowns here, for economy’s sake — the gowns are what we would be more likely to encounter on the red carpet — but you can see the full collection here.

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Mostly Fabs: WWD and Variety Stylemaker’s Party


ALL of these people look like they’re going to a party in June — other, perhaps, than Katie Holmes — but it’s a REAL CUTE party.

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