Fugger: Kat Graham
This really amuses me:
This event was in Beverly Hills, and I feel like she read the invitation and thought, “Beverly Hills? I’m going to bring you some 80s Dynasty realness, 90210. I’m talking giant shoulder pads. I’m talking sensible black slacks. I’m talking an outfit that Krystal Carrington would wear to a charity luncheon to discuss the Plight of the Children before getting kidnapped and held for ransom by her secret identical cousin. I’m talking something a Woman of a Certain Age would wear to eat lunch salads at Spago while talking to other women wearing the exact same thing about how we’re going to ruin So-And-So’s new young wife. I’m talking Conservative + Cleavage. I’m talking Ball-Busting President of the Junior League, 1987. IT’S ON.”
- Lil’ Kim was SO unrecognizable at The Blonds that I didn’t even notice she was pregnant. Maybe that’s WHY she looked unrecognizable, though. I kind of just blew my own mind.
- Nanette Lepore brought us Edie Falco, Kelly Rutherford, Aida Turturro, and Condola Rashad (about whose rumored relationship with Orlando Bloom we did some snooping).
- AND THEN. WE HAVE GOOP AND KRUGER. I repeat, GOOP AND KRUGER.
[Photos: Getty, me]