Fugger: Kate Hudson

WTF: Kate Hudson


She looks as enthused about this as I am:

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Namely, not at all. Even the giant ruffle is like, “eh. We really can’t be bothered. Wake us up when it’s time for the Golden Globes.”

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Fugs and Fabs: The Baby2Baby Gala


Do you like patterns? What about capes? How about Goldie Hawn? Then this slideshow is for YOU, dear reader.

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Fugs and Fabs: The LACMA Art and Film Gala, Part I


This particular party always brings out the A list, and this year was no exception. It’s kind of like all the celebs are slowly crawling out of their late summer vacation holes (it’s been hot in Los Angeles until this past weekend, when we all burst into delighted tears at the rain and put on our boots and pretended it wasn’t going to heat up again before the end of the week) and getting into awards season shape. To which I say: bring it on.  In fact, so many people popped up at this thing that I’ve had to break it into three courses. Like a meal. First up, your appetizer: Everyone who decided they were feeling particularly pale.

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Fugs and Fabs of the American Cinematheque Award Presentation To Matthew McConaughey


With all apologies to McConaughey, he doesn’t even get to lead off this slideshow because of all the A-list gown-wearers this thing drew. But, spoiler: He won the award so he’ll pop up at the end, and with his daughter, to boot. The cuteness is real.

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Fug the Cover: Kate Hudson on The Hollywood Reporter


Someone in Fug Nation brought this to our attention by noting that Armani and Hudson look like their own wax figures.

Kate Hudson and Giorgio Armani on The Hollywood Reporter

This is true of Armani. Kate Hudson looks more like her own demon waxwork that failed quality control, and now lives in a vault someplace with nothing to do but fantasize about revenge arson and snack on spirit gum. It has been possessed by the spirit of the person who taught Jennifer Morrison about topknots, and had one really rough day last week when the 110-degree heat blew a fuse at Public Storage and the a/c went out, and damn, now she has to save up for a faceoplasty.

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What the Fug: Kate Hudson


There is a right way to do midriff, and a wrong way. And then the not-even-close way.

Kate Hudson, Watch What Happens Live

I would like to blame Stella McCartney, as the pants are by her, and she and Dior are our favorite scapegoats for the world’s evils right now (Spencer Pratt, you are officially relieved of that one last job). But that shirt isn’t hers, and she can’t control what Kate DOES with her pants once she procures them. For all I know, Stella is writing a strongly worded letter right now that she will only halfway complete before she’s gripped by the urge to make a pair of floral coveralls and forgets this ever happened. The point is, Kate Hudson looks like J.Lo, and that is not a sentence I ever thought I would type.

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WTF: Kate Hudson


Our photo service described this look as “magnificent,” and I kept thinking about that Seinfeld where someone describes a hideous baby as “breathtaking” and Elaine can’t parse whether or not it’s an insult when the same person also calls her breathtaking.

Because this IS magnificent, in a sense. It’s magnificently unflattering. Or maybe they meant that it was MALICIOUS. That ALSO makes sense.

This might actually be — brace yourself — worse:

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