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Kookily Played: Kate Hudson in Yanina Couture


So, if I’m reading this correctly, it’s a see-through flowery seduction muumuu with a silver sequined onesie underneath.

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The pool guy will be SO EXCITED when she totters out onto the patio smoking a cigarette out of a long holder and asking him to put sunscreen on her nape. I hope he know how to mix a Singapore Sling.

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WTFs and Fab: The Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation Gala


So, last night there was a gala in St. Tropez for the Leonardo DiCaprio foundation, and it was a pizza buffet. Most of the pictures aren’t available to us — boring blogger specifics; pour some out for this loss, though, because I would’ve dearly loved to show you a see-through Versace on Naomi Campbell, and Kate Hudson’s semi-sheer Versace-esque Julien Macdonald. Notably, the frequent Queen of Pizza, Chrissy Teigen — who even posted a photo the next morning of herself in front of a huge array of ACTUAL pizzas – went with something more full-coverage (the fact of which mildly pings the Uterine Secret radar, but not entirely, because it’s not like she spends her whole life in Sheers. It just felt like an event that would’ve played right into her hands that way), as did Marion Cotillard in a floral Erdem sheath. And, say hello to Leo’s Revenant beard. It is robust still.

ANYHOO, we do have photos of the worst offenders — Jessica Stam and Michelle Rodriguez — arriving alongside a classed-up Nina Dobrev, plus a few shots from celeb Instagrams to shed more light. On their nethers.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Serpentine Gala


As ever, this party is chockablock with models and legitimately interesting outfits. Thank you for keeping it fancy this past weekend, London, while those of us in the United States rolled around in our cut-offs.

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Fug the Covers: Kate Hudson and Kerry Washington on Glamour UK, July 2015


The UK edition of Glamour must not be able to see through its own crack haze. Case in point: This is supposedly Kate Hudson.

Kate Hudson: Glamour UK, July 2015

And, yes, elements of Kate Hudson still exist there,but this honestly looks more like they took a photo of Carrie Underwood — or even some random blonde from Central Casting — and then photoshopped Kate’s individual features onto it. That is not her face shape. It’s so strange. The rest of it is okay; I mean, I can at least imagine Kate Hudson wearing that outfit while curling up on a floor pillow and discussing with Goldie Hawn the intricacies of her most recent crane pose. It seems true to her. But the head… I don’t know. The rest is like a Kate Hudson lookalike that you hire to sing “Tiny Dancer” to your friend who looks just like a young Tony Danza (Phoebe Buffay would get that joke), or to work your How To Lose A Guy In Ten Minutes speed-dating party.

Kerry Washington is having the opposite problem, in that she might WISH this did not look like her, but it does:

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Fugs and Fabs: Kate Hudson and Oliver Hudson


In which Oliver Hudson — so deliciously smarmy on Nashville — TOTALLY forgot he was supposed to pop out and support sister Kate and her crop top this week:

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He’s literally on the way to, like, pick up a pizza. Although, in fairness, her entire top half just came from SoulCycle, so they might be even.

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Glamour Women of the Year: Fugs and Fabs of the Rest


It feels like Amy Schumer is using Amy Poehler’s stylist.

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: Metallics


Anne Hathaway just might be the Droid I’m looking for, except I don’t want to end that sentence on the preposition, so I’m still typing.

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