SOLANGE: SAVE ME.
BEYONCE: Is this seriously really happening? Seriously? I already need another drink to deal with these two.
JAY-Z: I don’t know what Beyonce is complaining about. I am having THE BEST TIME!
KANYE: TONIGHT IS DOPE AND I’D RHYME ABOUT HOW DOPE IT IS EXCEPT HEATHER IS ON VACATION SO JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.
KIM: At last! I KNEW if I just hung around long enough, I’d get to meet Beyonce and soon we’re going to be best friends! Keeping Up with the Knowlesdashians here we come!!
SOLANGE: SAVE BOTH OF US. At least Beyonce looks good: