Fugger: Kanye West

There Are No More Fugging Wordplays For Her Anymore


“THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR ALL OF THE WORLD.”

“I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THAT COAT. SHE DID NOT CHECK WITH ME FIRST, WHICH IS THE WORST, ‘CAUSE NOW I’LL GET CURSED BECAUSE SHE DOVE INTO A SKUNK HEADFIRST. ALTHOUGH PEPYE LE PEW HAS A NICE RING TO IT SO MAYBE THIS IS THE BABYE TRYING TO SEND US A MESSAGE. I WISH I SPOKE EMBRYE.”

[PHOTO: INF DAILY]

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“LISTEN UP, IT’S TWELVE TWELVE, OF THE YEAR TWENTY TWELVE, AND WE’RE PERFORMING TO SAVE VICTIMS OF HURRICANE TWELVE. JUST KIDDING IT WAS SANDY,  BUT NOTHING RHYMES WITH TWELVE. SO  I’M PULLING MY THESAURUS OFF THE SHELVES AND INTO IT WE WILL DELVE I HOPE SANTA AND HIS ELVES ARE WATCHING US IMPROVE OURSELVES AND AW HELL, Y’ALL, I MADE A RHYME WITH TWELVE. I AM THE MASTER. BUT NOT THAT CRAZY CULT KIND OF MASTER FROM THE MOVIE. I AM REAL HAPPY JOAQUIN PHOENIX GOT A BEST ACTOR NOMINATION FOR THAT BUT I THINK PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN WAS THE BOMB AND IT WAS HIS YEAR, MAN, WHAT IS THIS ‘SUPPORTING ACTOR’ MALARKEY? HE IS THE BREAST, NOT THE BRA, Y’ALL. BUT THAT’S GOOD JOAQUIN, YOU GO HAVE YOUR MOMENT. IT’S COOL. I MEAN, NOT FOR PHILIP, BUT WHATEVER. SLEEP TIGHT. TWELVE.”

[PHOTOS: AWESOME FUGNATIONAL @CARISSATOPS WHO TOOK PICTURES OFF HER TV OF YOUR BELOVED KANYE WEEZY. OH, AND ALSO ONE FROM INF DAILY.]

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Fug Fugfugshifugn


“WHO WEARS THIS TO LUNCH?”

“IT’S LUNCH, Y’ALL. IT’S NOT A TIME TO LIGHTLY MUNCH — IT’S WHEN YOU EAT A BUNCH AND THEN WANT TO HUNCH AND BE ALL SCRUNCHED BECAUSE YOUR STOMACH IS ALL, ‘HOT DAMN, THAT WAS A FINE SANDWICH.’ SOMETIMES I DO NOT KNOW WHERE MY LADY’S HEAD IS BUT IT IS CLEARLY NOT IN THE SANDWICH ARTS.”

[PHOTO: INF]

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Halloween Fugs and… Fugs: The Weekend Before


Heidi Klum’s big bash is on the actual night of Halloween, but we’ve had a couple low-level parties in the run-up to the main event, and the outfits they’ve produced are exactly as you might expect: nudity, bad wigs, and Scott Disick carrying an ax.

[Photos: WENN, Splash, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News]

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Fug Kardashifug


“BE STRAIGHT WITH ME: YOU ARE NOT FEELING THIS EITHER.”

“WHY IS HER LEG SO SHINY? IT’S WEARING MORE OIL THAN A CORNER CHEVRON. THAT SLEEVE IS SOME SUPERNATURALLY HUGE BLOUSON, LIKE SHE THINKS SHE’LL GET HER POPEYE ON. AND I DON’T KNOW WHERE HER EXTENSIONS HAVE GONE, OR WHY SHE PUT THAT HEAD-SUIT ON, BUT REAL TALK: THAT BRAID IS WOEBEGONE. I’M GONNA THROW IT A TELETHON AND HIRE SIMON LE BON AND MAYBE HOWARD-COMMA-RON AND WE’LL CURE THAT SUCKER BEFORE IT WORKS ITS EVIL CON. HELL, IT’S MAKING ME SORRY I PUT MY TROUSERS ON. I COULD BE AT HOME EATING TOAST RIGHT NOW.”

[PHOTO: GETTY]

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New York Fugshion Week: Marchesa Spring/Summer 2013, With Special Guests Kimye Kandashian


“SHH EVERYBODY BE QUIET. WE’RE AT A MARCHESA SHOW. WHY-AT? I CAN’T TELL YOU THAT, BUT I WON’T LIE-AT: IF WE FIND A WEDDING DRESS HERE Y’ALL WILL RIOT, AND HOT DAMN WHY DON’T MORE WORDS RHYME WITH QUIET? I AM GOING TO ASK TYRA TO MAKE ONE UP.”

[PHOTOS: GETTY, PACIFIC COAST NEWS]

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