Fugger: Jordin Sparks

AMAs Fugs and Fabs: Let’s Finish This Thing


Otherwise known as The Great Lightbox Purge, because nobody really wants to stretch the AMAs one more day, do they?

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VMAs Fugs and Fines: Cleaning Out Ye Olde Lightbox


Do I want overalls to happen again? No. But at least Willow Smith is ACTUALLY a child, which means they’re 100 percent more normal on her than on anyone else in Hollywood who’s tried them lately.

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Fugs and Fabs: Assorted Super Bowl Events


It is REALLY hard to keep tabs on all the people who were partying in New Orleans this weekend. This is the best assortment I could muster, but if I missed anything egregious, please do post a link in the comments. No Crazy Stones must be left unturned.

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SAG Awards Fugs and Fabs: Blue


Blue really was the color of the night.

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AMAs Fug Carpet: Jordin Sparks


Where was I when Jordin Sparks started dating Jason Derulo?

I have no problem with this, I literally just didn’t realize it was happening. Us Weekly, dude, where were you on this? Where are the pics of these two, like, buying wrapping paper at the Grove and holding hands, wherein I learn that they are just like us — THEY WRAP PRESENTS! — and also that they are dating.

Mazel tov, kids, and now let’s deal with Jordin’s dress:

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Fug or Fab: Jordin Sparks


Jordin here is so lovely.

And thus I want better for her, I think, than a Bride of Hollywood gown that pinches and mangles her chest. Granted, in spite of all that she herself still looks cute and happy, but… man, I just keep wanting someone to send her left breast an apology letter.

Or maybe it was just the way she posed:

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