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Teen Choice Awards Fugs and Fabs: Everyone Else


Ah, The Teen Choice Awards. AKA, The Award Show Where Even Young People Feel Like They Are Out of Touch With The Teens, And Olds Like Myself Just Take Their Geritol And Shuffle Off to the Early Bird to Forget. Let’s finish this thing. FYI, “happy hour” is the new “early bird special.” Tell your Grams.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Furious 7 Premiere


So maybe I should see one of these movies sometime. ┬áThere are probably people who will be as horrified to learn I’m a Fast & Furious virgin as I am when people tell me they don’t bother with Harry Potter.

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Fugs and Fabs: W Magazine “Shooting Stars” Party


Between this and the other day, I’m beginning to think Rose McGowan asked for a crockpot for Christmas and someone misread and bought her a crackpot instead.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Baby2Baby Gala


Do you like patterns? What about capes? How about Goldie Hawn? Then this slideshow is for YOU, dear reader.

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The Fug and the Furious: Jordana Brewster


So, I’m taking this outfit to mean that Jordana Brewster is starring in a reboot of Xanadu, as one of Kira’s Muse Friends who does interpretive dance with interpretive hair and hideous cult-outfits? (Xanadu is a weird movie. I love it, but it’s terrible. A man skates through a wall as a plot point.)

Because honestly, this is NOT a cult I am interested in joining, I don’t care how many Magic Erasers they have.

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Fugs and Fabs: Max Mara Party


The good news for Jordana Brewster is, the shoes are awesome. The bad news is that she maybe is only just noticing the rest of it.

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