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Fugs and Fabs at the Vogue Foundation Gala: The Models, Plus An Extra Kardashian


I’m sorry, Fug Nation. Kendall Jenner walked in freaking Chanel couture the other day. She has officially been sorted into the “model” file folder. (I have to give her credit for going out and getting herself a job, though; this has been more than one Fashion Week that she’s walked in. Runway model to me feels less “I’m a MODEL now,” too. You’re one of several, all doing the same gig, and it feels to me more like she’s actually working than if she, say, just ended up being the spokesmodel for a low-level brand of flip-flops or something.)

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Fugs and Fabs: Models at the CFDAs


It’s hard to argue with Naomi Campbell. Actually, that’s probably true on several levels.

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Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: The Models at the Met


I hope Tom Brady’s pet name for her is Bund Cake. Also, I sincerely did just have to stop caring whether anyone kept to the theme, because hardly anyone did. Including most of these women.

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Fabs and WTFs: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show


All I know is, whenever I go into my local Victoria’s Secret, they’re always fresh out of giant feathered headpieces. It’s incredibly irritating. (PS: Here, as in the Taylor Swift piece below, be scantily clad ladies.  Bear that, and the possibility of your boss wandering up behind you while you look at them, as you read.)

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Fugs and Fabs: CFDA Finalists’ Dinner


Man, yesterday was one busy Veterans’ Day.

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Fugs and Fines: Premiere of “C Mademoiselle”


I think the Kanye West/Riccardo Tisci Torrid Affair rumor — the one that implies a jealous Tisci deliberately made Kim look like a stuffy sofa at the Met Ball — is my favorite celebrity gossip piece in a while, because of all the ripple effects on Kardashitraz. (Conversely, my least favorite is Lamar Odom Is Deep Into Crack And On Hopeless Benders; please be exaggerated, because that’s sad.) So it’s amusing to see the two of them standing together, especially because this outfit is certainly another argument for sabotage.

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