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Fabs and WTFs: The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show


All I know is, whenever I go into my local Victoria’s Secret, they’re always fresh out of giant feathered headpieces. It’s incredibly irritating. (PS: Here, as in the Taylor Swift piece below, be scantily clad ladies.  Bear that, and the possibility of your boss wandering up behind you while you look at them, as you read.)

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Fugs and Fabs: CFDA Finalists’ Dinner


Man, yesterday was one busy Veterans’ Day.

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Fugs and Fines: Premiere of “C Mademoiselle”


I think the Kanye West/Riccardo Tisci Torrid Affair rumor — the one that implies a jealous Tisci deliberately made Kim look like a stuffy sofa at the Met Ball — is my favorite celebrity gossip piece in a while, because of all the ripple effects on Kardashitraz. (Conversely, my least favorite is Lamar Odom Is Deep Into Crack And On Hopeless Benders; please be exaggerated, because that’s sad.) So it’s amusing to see the two of them standing together, especially because this outfit is certainly another argument for sabotage.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Estee Lauder “Modern Muse” Fragrance Launch Party


So many models, so many actresses, so many outfits.

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VMAs Fugs and Fines: Cleaning Out Ye Olde Lightbox


Do I want overalls to happen again? No. But at least Willow Smith is ACTUALLY a child, which means they’re 100 percent more normal on her than on anyone else in Hollywood who’s tried them lately.

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CFDA Fugs and Fabs: The Models


Eight-MILLIONTH verse, same as the first: $*&!@@!#.

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