Fugger: Joan Collins

Fugs and Fabs: Dramatic Arts Reception At Buckingham Palace


You can espy what Kate wore — and her chatting with a variety of these folks here. The subtext of everyone’s wardrobe is, “OMG I CAN’T LOOK SLUTTY IN FRONT OF THE QUEEN.” Everyone is totes apropos. Although Helena Bonham Carter looks like Eliza Doolittle’s before pictures, that probably IS totes apropos for HER at Buckingham Palace. Additionally, considering that Ralph Fiennes was ALSO in attendance, do you think anyone got drunk and sidled over to him and said, “LET’S GO TALK TO BELLATRIX, YOU WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED.”

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Well Replayed, Kate Middleton


JOAN COLLINS IS INVOLVED. I’m pretty sure you guys understand what this means to me. It’s the best thing ever. Kate appears to be having a really good time, too. I can only imagine she asked her for tips in case there comes a time when she needs to throw a drink in William’s face.

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Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the “Glamour Women of the Year” Event


Marchesa has done it again. If by “it” you mean “made a young person look like a deranged old bride who was locked in an attic for thirty years.”

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Oscars Fugs and Fabs: The Legends


Right when Shirley Bassey started singing, “GooooooldFINGAHHHHHH,” I turned to Jessica and said, “She’s not performing this song. She is PERFORMING this SONG.”

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Fugshion Week Fugs and Fabs: Assorted People We Saw


Not as many doozies as we would like. What is the world coming to?

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Oscar Fug Carpet: Gwen Stefani, But With Bonus YAY


I know a lot of people think certain fuggery is sacred, but I generally don’t — I mean, MAYBE Joan Collins, at this point, but not Kate Moss, not Helena Bonham Carter, not even SWINTON. And definitely not Gwen Stefani. Especially not now:

This looks like a video game about surgery.

Oh, and in case you wanted me to put my money where my mouth is:

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