I’ve decided that this whole outfit just means that J Simp is a HUGE Outlander fan. SHE WILL WEAR ALL THE TARTANS:
But — feel free to call me crazy, it will not be the first time even today — I like this better than anything she’s worn in years. Do I wish Ashlee would sit her down and explain that she doesn’t need to always wear a platform shoe? I do. But there is something sassy and youthful about this in a way that says, “Yes, you MAYBE COULD see this on Gwen Stefani, even if possibly just in that recurring dream you have about her,” and as far as I am concerned, that’s progress.